Beam Me Up Scotty

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #20 on:** March 23, 2012, 10:28:19 AM »

May a crazed Arab repairman board up your girlfriend.

Godfather · « **Reply #21 on:** March 23, 2012, 10:32:00 AM »

Snotty beamed me up twice this morning...it was wonderful.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #22 on:** March 23, 2012, 10:52:01 AM »

May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist.

GH2001 · « **Reply #23 on:** March 23, 2012, 11:23:24 AM »

Have never seen the appeal of Star Trek...or TJ Hooker.

So, for me, he'll always be Denny Crane.

Or himself from.....RESCUE.....9 1 1

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #24 on:** March 23, 2012, 11:35:14 AM »

Well then...

May a swarm of gay chiggers open a disco on your grandfather.

They would fall through his bones.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #25 on:** March 23, 2012, 09:01:49 PM »

May you be forced to visit a near-sighted proctologist.

May a desert weirdo lower his figs into your mother's soup.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #26 on:** March 24, 2012, 09:57:26 AM »

I think I know his secret:

GarMan · « **Reply #27 on:** March 24, 2012, 02:32:10 PM »

I think I know his secret:

That's reserved for alphas only.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #28 on:** April 02, 2012, 03:30:03 PM »

May a weird customs inspector discover a secret compartment in your sister.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #29 on:** April 02, 2012, 07:00:19 PM »

May your favorite aunt develop a crust on her hip.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #30 on:** April 03, 2012, 09:14:10 AM »

May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your hope chest