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Gallagher In A Coma

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Gallagher In A Coma
« on: March 16, 2012, 03:09:46 PM »
Comedian Gallagher has been placed in a medically induced coma following a heart attack at a Texas bar before his show Wednesday.
 
Gallagher's promotional manager, Christine Scherrer, says the 65-year-old is sedated and "slowly recovering" after collapsing Wednesday night.
 
Scherrer said the comedian will remain in the coma for the next 24 hours to relax and recover, People.com reports. She said the comedians family is with him and that the doctors think his vital signs are good.
 
Marc Cummins, the manager of Coach Joe's Hat Tricks in Lewisville, Texas, says says the club's promotions director performed CPR on Gallagher before paramedics arrived. Gallagher had reportedly just finished conducting a meet-and-greet with fans before collapsing ahead of his show.
 
Last March, the comedian best known for smashing watermelons with a sledgehammer suffered a minor heart attack after collapsing during a performance in Minnesota. His full name is Leo Anthony Gallagher


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/03/16/comedian-gallagher-placed-in-medically-induced-coma-after-heart-attack/?intcmp=features#ixzz1pJBW94WR
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« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2012, 03:30:37 PM »
I never realized that going into coma was an option for rest and relaxation.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 03:32:05 PM »
I never realized that going into coma was an option for rest and relaxation.

I drank myself into a coma one time.  I didn't feel rested at all afterward.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Gallagher In A Coma
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2012, 03:36:00 PM »
Can we use his head like a watermelon?
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« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2012, 03:37:40 PM »
Wait...dude is only 65? How the fuck is that possible he looked 65 when I was 8. (Which ironically is also about the last time I found him funny or relevant.)
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« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2012, 03:39:36 PM »
I never realized that going into coma was an option for rest and relaxation.

Every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
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Re: Gallagher In A Coma
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2012, 04:02:12 PM »
Too much sledge-o-matic!
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 12:00:07 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 08:42:49 PM »
Wait...dude is only 65? How the fudge is that possible he looked 65 when I was 8. (Which ironically is also about the last time I found him funny or relevant.)

This was my first thought as well.   
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 09:19:15 PM »
Every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

That's messed up
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« Reply #10 on: March 18, 2012, 01:33:45 AM »
I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
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« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2012, 08:52:37 PM »
I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".

Actually you can just call me Mike.
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2012, 09:54:08 AM »
Gallagher In A Coma
I know, I know. It's serious.

Too vague?
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