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Benni Can't Catch a Break...

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Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« on: March 14, 2012, 04:43:16 PM »
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Re: Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2012, 04:54:15 PM »
Bennie couldn't keep his hands off the Jets.
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Re: Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 04:55:58 PM »
Bennie couldn't keep his hands off the Jets.

B-B-B-Benni and the Jetssssssss
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Re: Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2012, 05:00:04 PM »
That's how Benni roll
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Re: Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2012, 05:28:49 PM »
Lotion has always been overrated.  Nothing better than a good dry yanking.
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Re: Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2012, 09:36:33 PM »
Lotion has always been overrated.  Nothing better than a good dry yanking.

Benni says that glitter lotion is the shit.
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Re: Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 10:30:29 PM »
Benni says that glitter lotion is the shit.
unless it's the cooch
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Re: Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2012, 07:01:02 AM »
Who doesn't want pixie dust on their crank?
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Re: Benni Can't Catch a Break...
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2012, 08:38:11 AM »
Who doesn't want pixie dust on their crank?

Well, it would depend on the pixie...

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