The Hoover Report

[Ogre]

Here is a link to the Hoover report:

http://www2.hoover.k12.al.us/Documents/FinalReport.pdf

I posted the link, so one of you sorry bastards give me the Cliff Notes.

[Buzz Killington]

STUDENT#1 blah blah blah, bullshit, cover up, bullshit...a little more bullshit.  Appears to be human error.

STUDENT#2 (AKA dumber than a big bag of hammers) Make sure this guy signs with Bammer in February.  I know he has taken the same exact test twice and failed, but he's really got to get to Tuscaloosa someday.  Give him another shot...hey, an 88!  Roll Tide Roll...I mean good job fella. 

COACH#1 (in his head at least) Paying off a family in Pell City from a fling one night in NOLA??? I got bored and stopped reading after about page 20.

Someone else please chime in.