The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response

Godfather · « **Reply #180 on:** March 01, 2012, 03:11:16 PM »

This thread just went from worst to first.

AWK · « **Reply #181 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:11:40 PM »

I'm going to Hollywood to get my God Damn movie check!

djsimp · « **Reply #182 on:** March 01, 2012, 04:37:04 PM »

Get off my Kool-Aid motherfucka!

GH2001 · « **Reply #183 on:** March 02, 2012, 09:35:33 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 01, 2012, 01:09:21 PM

You should apologize to simp. You've taken his spot as "worst poster" on my list. He's actually shown flashes of potential while you aspire to mediocrity.

I wouldn't call it aspire as so much it just comes naturally.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #184 on:** March 02, 2012, 10:21:09 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 02, 2012, 09:35:33 AM

I wouldn't call it aspire as so much it just comes naturally.

No, mediocrity I would accept from this guy. The problem is that he hopes that one day his posts will reach that level. Until then they are just grease stains from turds lobbed at the wall.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #185 on:** March 02, 2012, 11:07:33 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 02, 2012, 10:21:09 AM

No, mediocrity I would accept from this guy. The problem is that he hopes that one day his posts will reach that level. Until then they are just grease stains from turds lobbed at the wall.

Hot damn, you use your mouth purtyer than a $20.00 whore.

GH2001 · « **Reply #186 on:** March 02, 2012, 11:50:12 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 02, 2012, 10:21:09 AM

No, mediocrity I would accept from this guy. The problem is that he hopes that one day his posts will reach that level. Until then they are just grease stains from turds lobbed at the wall.

Wise man once say: When once find yourself in hole, best to quit digging.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #187 on:** March 02, 2012, 11:59:45 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 02, 2012, 11:50:12 AM

Wise man once say: When once find yourself in hole, best to quit digging.

Not sure what you mean. If you think I'm the one in the hole here, then you are approaching Newcastle-levels of idiocy.

JR4AU · « **Reply #188 on:** March 02, 2012, 12:09:15 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 02, 2012, 11:50:12 AM

Wise man once say: When once find yourself in hole, best to quit digging.

How deep a hole would that be?

The Six · « **Reply #189 on:** March 02, 2012, 12:28:06 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 02, 2012, 10:21:09 AM

No, mediocrity I would accept from this guy. The problem is that he hopes that one day his posts will reach that level. Until then they are just grease stains from turds lobbed at the wall.

Good thing I don't care what you think of me. Stop running this tired game, Salsa. Really pathetic.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #190 on:** March 02, 2012, 12:29:35 PM »

Confucius say when called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.

Confucius also say man who screw woman on the ground get piece on earth.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #191 on:** March 02, 2012, 01:03:37 PM »

And Confucius say, foolish man give woman piano. Wise man give woman upright organ.

Godfather · « **Reply #192 on:** March 02, 2012, 01:50:28 PM »

Confucius say, man who stick dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

Confucius also say, man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

Godfather · « **Reply #193 on:** March 02, 2012, 01:52:44 PM »

Quote from: J. Newcastle on March 02, 2012, 12:28:06 PM

Good thing I don't care what you think of me. Stop running this tired game, Salsa. Really pathetic.

Careful wes4au he might change his name again.

GH2001 · « **Reply #194 on:** March 02, 2012, 02:01:07 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 02, 2012, 11:59:45 AM

Not sure what you mean. If you think I'm the one in the hole here, then you are approaching Newcastle-levels of idiocy.

Not you, the subject matter.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #195 on:** March 02, 2012, 02:04:07 PM »

Confucius say man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone.

Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

Woman who marries detective must kiss dick

djsimp · « **Reply #196 on:** March 02, 2012, 02:07:31 PM »

Snoop Dogg says, "If you don't start no shit, dey want be no shit".

GH2001 · « **Reply #197 on:** March 02, 2012, 02:10:46 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 02:04:07 PM

Confucius say man with athletic finger make broad jump.

Virgin like balloon: one prick, all gone.

Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

Woman who marries detective must kiss dick

I'm not saying I like Newcastle one way or the other personally. I just think he should put the shovel down for time being - that's pretty obvious.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #198 on:** March 02, 2012, 02:24:03 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on March 02, 2012, 02:10:46 PM

I'm not saying I like Newcastle one way or the other personally. I just think he should put the shovel down for time being - that's pretty obvious.

Nice response....but I really wasn't aiming the Confucius quotes at you personally.

GH2001 · « **Reply #199 on:** March 02, 2012, 02:27:23 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on March 02, 2012, 02:24:03 PM

Nice response....but I really wasn't aiming the Confucius quotes at you personally.

I know. Your wise anecdotes just reminded me of his cause/effect more.

Ooooh ooooh, here's a good un:
Confucius say man with no cahonies have name of Snag.