The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response

chinook · « **Reply #80 on:** February 22, 2012, 04:58:42 PM »

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Letter #48

Dear Alvin Kamara,

Please disregard letter #47.

Signed,

Corch Saban

cc: TJ Yeldon

AUChizad · « **Reply #81 on:** February 22, 2012, 05:01:25 PM »

Quote from: chinook on February 22, 2012, 04:58:42 PM

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Letter #47

Dear Alvin Kamara,

Please disregard letter #46.

Signed,

Corch Saban

cc: TJ Yeldon

Which #46?!?!?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #82 on:** February 22, 2012, 05:14:02 PM »

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Letter #49

Dear Alvin Kamara,

I understand that there is a lot of pressure when it comes to recruiting. If the pressure gets too much for you to handle, please let me know and I will gladly arrange a nice relaxing beach trip for you so you can get your thoughts together.

Signed,

Nick Saban

CC: Brent Calloway

djsimp · « **Reply #83 on:** February 22, 2012, 05:14:52 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on February 22, 2012, 05:01:25 PM

Which #46?!?!?

Clearly both apply.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #84 on:** February 22, 2012, 05:20:38 PM »

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Letter # 50

Dear Alvin Kamara,

How are the workout facilities over there in Norcross? Alabama has some of the best facilities in the world. Matter of fact, if you would like to preview what it would be like to work out in these facilities, let me know, and I'll see if I can get someone to get those facilities in Norcross up to the Alabama standard...you know, just to give you a taste of what it's like here at the University.

Signed,

Nick Saban

cc: Cyrus Kouandjio
Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix
Dee Hart

djsimp · « **Reply #85 on:** February 22, 2012, 05:37:29 PM »

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Letter # 51

Dear Alvin Kamara,

Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.

Signed,

Nick Saban

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #86 on:** February 22, 2012, 05:49:48 PM »

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Letter #52

Dear Alvin,

http://www.tigersx.com/forum/index.php?topic=12688.0

Signed,

Nick Saban

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #87 on:** February 22, 2012, 06:01:09 PM »

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Letter #53

Dear Alvin's Mother,

Quartz or granite?

Signed,

Nick Saban

ssgaufan · « **Reply #88 on:** February 22, 2012, 06:40:04 PM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on February 22, 2012, 04:48:27 PM

Skrait money...

But you fucked up the format...

FUCK the format! That, and I couldn't figure out how to do the way you all were.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #89 on:** February 22, 2012, 09:56:52 PM »

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Letter #54

Dear Alvin,

We would like to offer you the number 1 jersey for your freshman season. We have a special package we'd like to install on offense just for you.

Signed,

Nick Saban

PS - Please let us know if Burton Scott contacts you in any way. His hush money is contingent upon...well just let us know if he calls.

The Six · « **Reply #90 on:** February 23, 2012, 09:42:21 AM »

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Letter #55

Dear Alvin,

We intercepted some mail from Georgia and Auburn headed your way. we went ahead and replied to them for you that you were ours and they shouldn't bother. We know you are going to be a star in our new offense which will feature 5 running backs.

Signed,

Nick Saban

Godfather · « **Reply #91 on:** February 23, 2012, 09:47:44 AM »

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Letter #56

Dear Alvin,

Congrats on your 5th star.

Signed,

Nick Saban

Cc: Rivals

AWK · « **Reply #92 on:** February 23, 2012, 10:07:27 AM »

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Letter #57

Dear Alvin,

I wrote a poem. Roses are red, violets are blue, play for the crimson tide, or we will blackmail the shit out of you.

XOXO,

Nick Saban

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #93 on:** February 23, 2012, 10:40:31 AM »

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Letter #58

Dear Ms. Kamara,

I hear that you are in the market for a job. It is merely a coincidence that my firm has a job opening up with the title of Special Assistant. It requires a 3 day work week consisting of 4 hours a day, and pays $85,000 a year for 3, maybe 4, years. Does this sound like something that would be of any interest to you?

Best Regards,

John "Crimson" Doe
Attorney at Law

Godfather · « **Reply #94 on:** February 23, 2012, 10:42:08 AM »

Time out...fucking AWK wins...that is the first one I laughed at including my own.

Time in

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #95 on:** February 23, 2012, 10:45:14 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 22, 2012, 04:29:00 PM

Letter #59

Dear Al:

Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.

Okay, I'm sorry. Again, I just can't get enough Die Hard. I especially love the part where John McLane says, "Yippee Ki Yay, Mother fucker". That cracks me up. Maybe because I really love cowboy movies where they're riding those horses saying Yippe Ki Yay. But, the only horses I can get on are those miniature ones, you know, like at the fair where they go around in circles. Those are fun, Al. Wait, Al. That's the name of the fat cop in Die Hard. And your name is Al. It's fate Al. You can't resist it so go ahead and send that letter in.

Your Besty,

Lord Saybinz

JR4AU · « **Reply #96 on:** February 23, 2012, 11:35:58 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 23, 2012, 10:42:08 AM

Time out...fucking AWK wins...that is the first one I laughed at including my own.

Time in

This!

Godfather · « **Reply #97 on:** February 23, 2012, 01:44:58 PM »

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JR4AU · « **Reply #98 on:** February 23, 2012, 01:52:22 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 23, 2012, 01:44:58 PM

Now there's some talent in this thread.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #99 on:** February 23, 2012, 02:29:53 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 23, 2012, 10:45:14 AM

Letter #61

Hey Al:

You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!

Yeah, I'm quoting movies again, Al. But I just love stories about short guys who think they're much bigger and badder than they really are. In this case, it's not just a story, Al. Al Pacino really is bigger and bad.....wait....Al Kamara...Al Pacino. Wow, see...it's fate again, Al. Just like earlier. Sign the papers, Al.

No really. Nick