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The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response

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« Reply #60 on: February 22, 2012, 03:28:26 PM »
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Dear Alvin Kamara,

If you come to Alabama we will guarantee you a Heisman Trophy.  Don't worry if you dont actually win one from the Heisman Trust. We will retroactively award you one 15 years later, and our whole fanbase will claim it as true.

Your Friend,
Wayne Atcheson
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« Reply #61 on: February 22, 2012, 03:31:15 PM »
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Dear Alvin Kamara,

I am not sure if you got my previous letters. If you want to come to Alabama check yes or no

[  ] Yes

[  ] No

Love,

Nick Saban
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Re: The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response
« Reply #62 on: February 22, 2012, 03:36:28 PM »
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Dear Alvin Kamara,

You ever...seen a grown man naked?

Do you...like movies about Gladiators?

Have you ever been...in a Turkish Prison?

Sincerely,

Nick Saban
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« Reply #63 on: February 22, 2012, 03:42:12 PM »
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'sup al

Tha Buddy' gas be holding' grape white owls, bitch.

Just tell Sabbin that shit be mecidicinal. Yo eyez be bad. It straight.  TPD Blue down wit it.

Dre K
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« Reply #64 on: February 22, 2012, 04:01:25 PM »
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Dear Al

My wife loves this place.  She is happier here than she would be if she were being double penetrated by Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

Why wouldn't she love it?  You can go to a restaurant on a brown river here.  It overlooks a well known gay meeting place, not that there is anything wrong with that.  They have a hotel. You can watch 16 movies in the same building.  They have a mall built on ground where Burt Reynolds one filmed  movie.  No.  Not Smokey and the Bamdit.  No. Not Deliverance.  No. Not Boogie Nights.  But a movie.  You have THREE options for pizza delivery.  And don't forget the grease soaked ribs. 

You never get lost because every street is named either Bryant or King. 

If you like event  things like opera, plays, quality golf, concerts, music festivals or really anything at all besides yanking your dick at home it's only two to eight hours away. 

It's a Mecca.   My wife never wants to leave. Ever. She's bigger and stronger than me.  So I do what she says.  Ive got so little power at home I take it out on everybody else I meet.

So when can you come join me for a fun Tuscaloosa day of sitting in the Old Navy parking lot and counting the number of fat bitches with greasy hair wearing houndstooth?

Help me.  Please.

Nick

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« Reply #65 on: February 22, 2012, 04:05:56 PM »
Put some numbers on them, K!  Fuck!
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« Reply #66 on: February 22, 2012, 04:23:45 PM »
Put some numbers on them, K!  Fuck!

I'm driving.  Best I can do.
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« Reply #67 on: February 22, 2012, 04:27:48 PM »
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« Reply #68 on: February 22, 2012, 04:29:00 PM »
Letter #45

Dear Al

Hey, business is business. You use a gun, I use a fountain pen what's the difference? Let's put it in my terms, you're in a hostile takeover, you snatch us up for some green mail, but you're not expecting some poison pill to be running around the building, am I right? Al, *booby* I'm your white knight.

Okay, I'm sorry Al.  I just love Die Hard and thought a quote or two from the movie would work here. 

Sincerely,

Lord Saybinz

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Re: The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response
« Reply #69 on: February 22, 2012, 04:31:21 PM »
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Dear Alvin,

Do you like to go for long boat rides in the moonlight?  Do you ever do any fishing?  Need a new laptop?

Come see us.


Signed,

Some Aubren booster
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« Reply #70 on: February 22, 2012, 04:37:49 PM »
Dammit, me of all people had to correct about 3/4ths of the numbers on these letters.
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Re: The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response
« Reply #71 on: February 22, 2012, 04:38:43 PM »
Dammit, me of all people had to correct about 3/4ths of the numbers on these letters.

Thats because you're Head Mod.
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« Reply #72 on: February 22, 2012, 04:39:12 PM »
Dammit, me of all people had to correct about 3/4ths of the numbers on these letters.

That's why we pay you the big bucks.
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« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2012, 04:39:55 PM »
Thats because you're Head Mod.
Your warn meter just spiked.
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Re: The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response
« Reply #74 on: February 22, 2012, 04:41:46 PM »
Letter #46

Dear Alvin Kamara,

Do you have a handler?  You know, a rich old guy that takes care of things for you?  If not, come on down to T-Town and we will hook you up.

Signed,

Nick Saban
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« Reply #75 on: February 22, 2012, 04:45:58 PM »
Your warn meter just spiked.

Shit, forgot Chizad was a mod.  Fuck, I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry I fucked up the flow of this thread.
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Re: The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response
« Reply #76 on: February 22, 2012, 04:48:27 PM »
Letter #46

Dear Alvin Kamara,

Do you have a handler?  You know, a rich old guy that takes care of things for you?  If not, come on down to T-Town and we will hook you up.

Signed,

Nick Saban

Skrait money...

But you fucked up the format...
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« Reply #77 on: February 22, 2012, 04:51:24 PM »
Skrait money...

But you fucked up the format...

No worries, Chizad gots it.

My warn meter must be blowing the fuck up.
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« Reply #78 on: February 22, 2012, 04:52:39 PM »
Skrait money...

But you fucked up the format...
And the numbering.
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« Reply #79 on: February 22, 2012, 04:56:22 PM »
Shit, forgot Chizad was a mod.  Fuck, I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry I fucked up the flow of this thread.
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