Letter #26Dear Alvin Kamara,No one here cares about anything other than football and championships. What about the professors, cops, and chancellors you ask? I own them. If you have trouble with any one but me, you let me know.Signed,Nick Saban
Letter #27Dear Alvin Kamara,We have way better message boards then those barners and corndogs. We will never talk about you behind your back. Unless you go somewhere else then we will follow and stalk you and make death threats. Not to worry though we know you will make the right decision to come to Alabama. Also we strive endlessly to bury all other football programs by making up accusations and throwing as much poo as necessary to deflect from our own program.Cheers,Nick Saban
Oh, I'm not bitching, just making an observation. And I'll post where I please, thanks.
Letter #28Dear Alvin Kamara,At Alabama, you'll find that the NCAA rulebook does not apply to you. I've literally tried to get caught just to see what they'll do, and they continue to refuse to acknowledge my outright defiance. Seriously. Can you believe after all the shit we got for Tom Albetar, that we sanctioned another signing, this time with current players, and our logo and mascot plastered everywhere? Hell, I even showed up so that there could be no mistake that I am allowing this to go on. Meanwhile at our rival institution, if Gene Chizik farts at the urinal, their beat writer (that we allowed the Mobile Press Register to hire) will be there to report on how bad it smells, and will find a way to interpret it as an NCAA violation.Signed,Nick Saban
Letter #29Dear Alvin Kamara,I've personally ruined the lives/careers of Houston Nutt, Tommy Bowden, Tommy Tuberville, Mark Richt (though he's still hanging on), the coach at Michigan State, Urban Meyer (ran him off to the Big 10+2), and Les Miles. You don't want to get on my bad side. Not that I'm threatening. Or maybe I am. Now fax over that letter!Signed,Nick Saban
Letter #30Dear Alvin Kamara,If you even try to sign elsewhere, your high school coach will lose his job, his wife, his house, and one appendage to be determined later. We will send one of the "old school" fraternities to crash your prom. We are already counting you in the 2013 class. Now just hand over the letter and I'll send a few "packages" of "paper information" for you to "read" at your leisure. Signed,Nick Saban
Letter #31Dear Alvin Kamara,Did you even read letter #28? Apparently not because I would already have your LOI. Yes, damnit, you can fax it in to me now even though National Signing Day is still a year away for other schools. Again, read Letter #28.Signed, Nick Saban
QuoteLetter #32Dear Alvin Kamara,Have you thought about your college major? Don't worry, we have several assembly line degrees tailored just for star athletes like you. Our graduation rate is very high because we take extra time in making sure these are successful ventures for student athletes such as yourself. Signed,Nick Saban
Letter #32Dear Alvin Kamara,Have you thought about your college major? Don't worry, we have several assembly line degrees tailored just for star athletes like you. Our graduation rate is very high because we take extra time in making sure these are successful ventures for student athletes such as yourself. Signed,Nick Saban
QuoteLetter #33Dear Alvin Kamara,Don't worry about the depth chart. At Alabama, we don't have a depth chart. Ask any of the beat reporters. They'll tell you. Come to the Tide. Resistance is futile, Alvin.Signed,Nick Saban
Letter #33Dear Alvin Kamara,Don't worry about the depth chart. At Alabama, we don't have a depth chart. Ask any of the beat reporters. They'll tell you. Come to the Tide. Resistance is futile, Alvin.Signed,Nick Saban
Letter #34Dear Alvin Kamara,In case you still haven't decided, I have attached a couple of references for you. Please feel free to call at any time and talk with them about the University the football program. Be sure to ask what happens when you get too much bama in you.Signed,Nick Saban
Letter #35Dear Alvin Kamara,I am writing on behalf of Nick Saban. You will win a lot of championships if you go to Alabama. I have Nick Saban's soul as a down payment.Signed,LuciferLord of Darkness
Letter #36Dear Alvin Kamara,Two words. "House sitter".Signed,Nick Saban
See letter #9. -10 for repeating.
Letter #37Dear Alvin KamaraWhat tornadoesSincerely, Lord Saybinz
Letter #38Dear Alvin KamaraEver had a gum job?Sincerely,Nicholas J. Saban
Letter #39Yo Alvin Kamaradont go to the barn or mississipi state. we r the elite team in the league right now. LSU is good, but we're gooder!later bro,Trent Richardson
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