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The Equivalent To Texting A Girl 105 Times In One Day With No Response

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« Reply #120 on: February 26, 2012, 04:04:24 PM »
Gave up at 78 out of 105.  C effort. 
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« Reply #121 on: February 26, 2012, 04:57:10 PM »
Gave up at 78 out of 105.  C effort.

Exactly why yall barners will never outwork coarch sabbin.
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« Reply #122 on: February 26, 2012, 05:28:40 PM »
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Dear Al

22s or 24s?  Druid City Auto needs to know.

Nick


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« Reply #123 on: February 26, 2012, 05:30:02 PM »
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Letter #80

Al, baby,

I know all those other bitch coaches are giving telling you there's no room on our depth chart for you.

Fuck those clowns.  We don't even HAVE a depth chart.  If they ask me about a depth chart I will whip their ass. 

Aight?

Nick


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« Reply #124 on: February 26, 2012, 05:32:33 PM »
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Letter #81

Dear Al

When we get your fax it will be like the birth of Jesus, the day WWII ended and the first day I got laid all rolled into one. 

Your fax doesn't come?  It's like the Holocaust.  And you're a jew.  You read history books?

Nicky
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« Reply #125 on: February 26, 2012, 05:36:31 PM »
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Letter #82

Dear Al

We know what's best for you.  We don't fuck around with this "injury" bullshit. 

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2012/02/former_tide_cb_dequan_menzie_s.html

You play or you go.  That's how we make a man out of you. 

Are you a pussy? 

Nick

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« Reply #126 on: February 26, 2012, 05:39:23 PM »
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Al, my pal

Did you know I was in a movie?  Sandra Bullock wanted to fuck me.  I climbed up on that like a chihuahua on a greyhound.  Don't tell the wife. 

Nick

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« Reply #127 on: February 26, 2012, 05:41:41 PM »
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Dear Al

At Alabama we believe in accountability.  If we win it's because I'm the greatest coach in the history of football.  If we lose it's because you fucked up and didn't follow the plan.  We never get beat, we only lose because you fucked up the plan. 

That's how we make a man out of you. 

Are you a pussy? 

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« Reply #128 on: February 26, 2012, 05:44:53 PM »
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Dear Alex

We believe in accountability around here.  If you fuck up you WILL be booed.  Nobody boos better than us.  We have a national championship in booing.  And we just don't boo.  Our fans are the best at insults and slurs.  Your parents will hear stuff they thought died out in the 60s.  They'll hear stuff that would make Bull Connor blush. 

So don't fuck up. 

Enjoy that Bama spirit.

Saban

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« Reply #129 on: February 26, 2012, 05:47:10 PM »
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Dear Al

Here at Alabama we don't know the meaning of the word "tradishun" but we ascribe it to a variety of things.  We also steal from other schools and call it our "tradishun." 

So if there's something cool your high school does, we can do that too.  We'll have the history people come up with some documents that says we did it back in the 1800s and we'll claim it as our "tradishun"

Nick

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« Reply #130 on: February 26, 2012, 05:49:13 PM »
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Letter #87

Dear Al

Is your fax machine broken? 

We will have Rufus McGuire come to your school and take you to a condo in Destin from now until signing day to make sure you have access to a working fax. 

Don't fuck around with this.

Nick

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« Reply #131 on: February 26, 2012, 05:51:06 PM »
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Letter #88

Dear Al

I see you have five stars.  Do you want to keep them?  You fuck this up and take us off your list and you're down to three stars like that. 

I'm serious here.  Don't fuck around or you'll have one measly star before we get done with you.

Nick

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« Reply #132 on: February 26, 2012, 05:51:59 PM »
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Dear Al

I saw a leprechaun in a tree.   Might have been a crackhead.

Nick

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« Reply #133 on: February 26, 2012, 05:53:46 PM »
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Dear Al

Academics are important at Alabama. 

That's why we have a generous buy-back program at the SUPE store on campus. 

Nicky

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« Reply #134 on: February 26, 2012, 05:55:11 PM »
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Dear Al

I hope you like golf.  I play at North River Yacht Club at least three times a month. 

You're marked down to caddy for me in October. 

Nick 

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« Reply #135 on: February 26, 2012, 09:03:37 PM »
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Dear Alvin,

While you are working out, don 't neglect your fingers. You'll need strength to hold up the rings.

Nick
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« Reply #136 on: February 26, 2012, 09:04:57 PM »
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Dear Alvin,

I want you to envision yourself running out of the tunnel while 102,000 manics yell Roll Tide at you! That's just spring practice. Get your bags packed for Tuscaloosa.

Nick
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« Reply #137 on: February 26, 2012, 09:07:17 PM »
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Dear Alvin,

Georgia may have the Hope scholarship but they have ZERO HOPE of winning the SEC while I'm around here. Guaranteed. And Richt is a loser. Drop the zero and get with the hero, Alvin.

Nick
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« Reply #138 on: February 26, 2012, 09:08:51 PM »
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Dear Alvin

Do you like the iPad? Well, my team have iPad 3s. I know they aren't commercially released yet but I told the Apple people to fork the over or else. They did. Don't worry though. It's a "study tool" so no worries with the NCAA. Do you want yours in black or white?

Nick
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« Reply #139 on: February 26, 2012, 09:10:34 PM »
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Dear Alvin,

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? I need to put it in your file just in case we have any discipline issues. Not that I'm expecting any. ;-)

Nick
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