Brandon Jacobs -- Wrestler

[Kaos]

Flipping channels while working last night.  Decided to look in on TNA wrestling because it's where a lot of the old WWF (WWE) guys from back in the day -- Mick Foley (now back with WWE), Al Snow, Kurt Angle, Bubba Ray and Devon (separately), Hulk Hogan, Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Hardy, Taz, Rick Flair -- now show up. 

They all pretty much suck now, their best days behind them.  The show sucks too. 

But at the end, there's former AU running back and current Giant Brandon Jacobs jumping into the ring with some paunchy, two-bit hillbilly no-talent loser James Storm after this Storm rube 'won" a dreadfully dull and clumsy match against Bubba Ray (now Bully Ray).  Terrible match, just really bad.

Brandon didn't fare much better. He looked sort of silly.

 

[GH2001]

Flipping channels while working last night.  Decided to look in on TNA wrestling because it's where a lot of the old WWF (WWE) guys from back in the day -- Mick Foley (now back with WWE), Al Snow, Kurt Angle, Bubba Ray and Devon (separately), Hulk Hogan, Jeff Jarrett, Jeff Hardy, Taz, Rick Flair -- now show up. 

They suck all pretty much suck now, their best days behind them.  The show sucks too. 

But at the end, there's former AU running back and current Giant Brandon Jacobs jumping into the ring with some paunchy, two-bit hillbilly no-talent loser James Storm after this Storm rube 'won" a dreadfully dull and clumsy match against Bubba Ray (now Bully Ray).  Terrible match, just really bad.

Brandon didn't fare much better. He looked sort of silly.

Shut your dirty whorish mouth about the Nature Boy. Whoooooooooooooo!!!

[Kaos]

Shut your dirty whorish mouth about the Nature Boy. Whoooooooooooooo!!!

Saw him in an airport recently.  He shuffles like an old man when he walks. 

[Godfather]

Fuck the Nature Boy hes a fuckin Gator.

[GH2001]

Fuck the Nature Boy hes a fuckin Gator.

DDP? Forgot about him.

[GH2001]

Saw him in an airport recently.  He shuffles like an old man when he walks.

I'm sure he does. Guy is like 65 now and 40 years of pounding your body is bound to take its toll.

[dallaswareagle]

I'm sure he does. Guy is like 65 now and 40 years of pounding your body is bound to take its toll.

I'm 51, I started at 12-Oh wait wrong topic.

[djsimp]

Interesting shirt Mr. Jacobs is wearing.

[Saniflush]

Interesting shirt Mr. Jacobs is wearing.

Not really.  NY couldn't come up with their own slogan so they stole ours from last year.

[djsimp]

Not really.  NY couldn't come up with their own slogan so they stole ours from last year.

Thats kind of where I was going with that. Those dirty whores.

[Snaggletiger]

Not really.  NY couldn't come up with their own slogan so they stole ours from last year.

They tried "All up in yo face, bitch" but women's groups called it insensitive.

[GH2001]

I'm 51, I started at 12-Oh wait wrong topic.

40 years of pounding that takes it toll as well. Carpal Tunnel and Tennis Elbow are a bitch.

[Townhallsavoy]

Never been a better bench warmer at Auburn than Brandon Jacobs.

[Kaos]

Never been a better bench warmer at Auburn than Brandon Jacobs.

We are not amused.



Oh wait, you said better, not better-looking. 

Carry on.