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You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« on: February 15, 2012, 10:57:59 AM »
First, we were too stupid to provide for the education of our children.  Now, we're too stupid to feed them.  Indoctrinate them early... 

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Carolina Journal News Reports
Preschooler’s Homemade Lunch Replaced with Cafeteria “Nuggets”
State agent inspects sack lunches, forces preschoolers to purchase cafeteria food instead

By Sara Burrows
Feb. 14th, 2012

RAEFORD - A preschooler at West Hoke Elementary School ate three chicken nuggets for lunch Jan. 30 because a state employee told her the lunch her mother packed was not nutritious.

The girl's turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice did not meet U.S. Department of Agriculture guidelines, according to the interpretation of the agent who was inspecting all lunch boxes in her More at Four classroom that day.

The Division of Child Development and Early Education at the Department of Health and Human Services requires all lunches served in pre-kindergarten programs - including in-home day care centers - to meet USDA guidelines. That means lunches must consist of one serving of meat, one serving of milk, one serving of grain, and two servings of fruit or vegetables, even if the lunches are brought from home.

When home-packed lunches do not include all of the required items, child care providers must supplement them with the missing ones.

The girl's mother - who said she wishes to remain anonymous to protect her daughter from retaliation - said she received a note from the school stating that students who did not bring a "healthy lunch" would be offered the missing portions, which could result in a fee from the cafeteria, in her case $1.25.

"I don't feel that I should pay for a cafeteria lunch when I provide lunch for her from home," the mother wrote in a complaint to her state representative, Republican G.L. Pridgen of Robeson County....
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 11:07:52 AM »
First, we were too stupid to provide for the education of our children.  Now, we're too stupid to feed them.  Indoctrinate them early...

I hate our government indoctrination centers with a passion. 

*Mental note, start scoping out the private schools in the area.
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 11:16:15 AM »
So you make a lunch that includes turkey, fruit and apple juice....more nutritious by taking out the turkey and replacing it with.....drum roll....3 processed nugget chicken parts?   
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 11:21:47 AM »
So you make a lunch that includes turkey, fruit and apple juice....more nutritious by taking out the turkey and replacing it with.....drum roll....3 processed nugget chicken parts?
It's the gubme't.  What do you expect?  There isn't a problem on the face of this planet that they couldn't make worse. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 11:41:06 AM »
What is going to happen is this........they are going to fuck up, force the kid to eat something from the cafeteria they are allergic to and then there will be hell to pay..............well there won't, but there should be. 

Scratch that, the gov't has no business telling me or my child what we can or cannot eat.   

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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2012, 11:43:29 AM »
And I'm willing to bet the chicken nugget manufacturer receives some form of subsidy from the government.

So the government:

- Defines what it means to fail or succeed
- Controls what information is taught
- Manipulates the way a teacher presents information
- Dictates what food is to be eaten
- In some (and increasing) cases, instructs students to wear uniforms

It's 1984, Brave New World, and Fahrenheit 451 all at the same time.
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2012, 01:19:22 PM »
Please to be telling me how three chicken nuggets > turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice?
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2012, 01:35:40 PM »
Please to be telling me how three chicken nuggets > turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice?

I was wondering the same thing.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2012, 01:37:20 PM »
I was wondering the same thing.

I'm reporting both of you fuckers to attackwatch for asking too many questions.
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« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2012, 01:38:25 PM »
Please to be telling me how three chicken nuggets > turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice?

Probably more to the story. 

But this type of shit does happen, which I think is wrong.   

If a parent isn't adequately providing nourishment for their child, it's a DHR problem.  It's not a "buy the food in our lunchroom" problem.
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2012, 01:43:41 PM »
I'm reporting both of you fuckers to attackwatch for asking too many questions.

No worries, I reported myself for questioning the wisdom of the federal government.  I felt so bad, I reported myself twice.
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2012, 01:45:58 PM »
No worries, I reported myself for questioning the wisdom of the federal government.  I felt so bad, I reported myself twice.

It's when things like this happen that I start thinking Ron Paul wouldn't be so bad.
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2012, 01:52:00 PM »
It's when things like this happen that I start thinking Ron Paul wouldn't be so bad.

I am just wondering when it will stop, if it ever does.   Ron Paul wouldn't stand for this shit.
« Last Edit: February 15, 2012, 01:52:32 PM by AUTiger1 »
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2012, 01:55:09 PM »
Probably more to the story. 

But this type of shit does happen, which I think is wrong.   

If a parent isn't adequately providing nourishment for their child, it's a DHR problem.  It's not a "buy the food in our lunchroom" problem.

Agree.
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2012, 02:33:12 PM »
Now all we need is a program that counters childhood obesity.
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2012, 06:41:24 PM »
Please to be telling me how three chicken nuggets > turkey and cheese sandwich, banana, potato chips, and apple juice?

I was wondering the same thing.

Well, as THS alluded to I think, obviously the Mechanically Separated and Reconstituted Chicken Nugget Manufacturer's Lobby gave more to the Pharaoh's Administration (and his campaign) than the Turkey and Cheese Sammich, Nanner, Tater Chips, and Appa Juice Lobby did.  Therefore, the Pharaoh's Administration promotes Chicken Nuggets as being better for your kids.  And if you don't believe them Queen Nefertiti Obama will say mean things about you in front of the chirrenz as the MSM broadcasts it on ABCBSMSNBCNN.

And that's how the little chirrenz get to eat the Pharaoh's scraps.

Bad Parents!
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2012, 11:43:12 PM »
Well, as THS alluded to I think, obviously the Mechanically Separated and Reconstituted Chicken Nugget Manufacturer's Lobby gave more to the Pharaoh's Administration (and his campaign) than the Turkey and Cheese Sammich, Nanner, Tater Chips, and Appa Juice Lobby did.  Therefore, the Pharaoh's Administration promotes Chicken Nuggets as being better for your kids.  And if you don't believe them Queen Nefertiti Obama will say mean things about you in front of the chirrenz as the MSM broadcasts it on ABCBSMSNBCNN.

And that's how the little chirrenz get to eat the Pharaoh's scraps.

Bad Parents!

Another report to attackwatch.com.  The Brown Shirts will be showing up at your doorstep soon.
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There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #17 on: February 17, 2012, 12:39:12 AM »
They're at it again... 

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Wed 6:40 PM, Feb 15, 2012    Reporter: Phil Pendleton Phil.Pendleton@wymtnews.com

Frankfort school cafeteria gets visit from USDA official

Audrey Rowe is visiting schools all over the nation.

“Everything we can do.. to make food taste good,” Rowe told students at Elkhorn Middle School in Frankfort on Wednesday.

The USDA official from Washington, DC got a first-hand look…and taste of school lunches in Kentucky.

“I think we can make it to where one day you’ll say ‘that lady was here and I like this food now.’ That’s what I’m working on,” she said.

Taylor Boggs ate lunch with Rowe, who’s worked directly with President Obama on school lunch legislation.

“She really listened to what I said about the food,” said Boggs, an 8th grader at Elkhorn .

“Usually for students, if they don’t have a good lunch, sometime around mid-afternoon, they get sluggish, start having issues,” said Rowe, who says she visited the school in-between several meetings with officials in Kentucky.

Rowe says the bottom line is that school lunches today are going to be a lot different next year.

8th graders say their meals are pretty good, but some days….

“It’s really greasy…and not fresh,” said Boggs.

Rowe says some districts have brought in chefs in to make changes.

“A few weeks ago Rachel Ray made lunch in one of the schools I was in, she made turkey tacos,” she said.

Elkhorn Middle School was given the thumbs up for already serving fat free milk and whole grain buns.

“I’m really pleased with what I see here in Kentucky. Other school districts are not as far along,” Rowe said.

Rowe says the new laws will not just change what is served in cafeterias, but what is allowed in vending machines and other areas of the school.

http://www.wkyt.com/news/headlines/Frankfort_school_gets_visit_from_USDA_official_on_school_lunches_139395318.html
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #18 on: February 17, 2012, 09:47:11 AM »
Rachel Ray turkey tacos?

Not healthy.

Whole grain buns?

Not really healthy. 

Until they start advocating that kids eat mostly vegetables and lean protein and little amounts of sugar, it's all a sham. 
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Re: You're Too Stupid, I'm Guessing...
« Reply #19 on: February 17, 2012, 09:52:02 AM »
Well, as THS alluded to I think, obviously the Mechanically Separated and Reconstituted Chicken Nugget Manufacturer's Lobby gave more to the Pharaoh's Administration (and his campaign) than the Turkey and Cheese Sammich, Nanner, Tater Chips, and Appa Juice Lobby did.  Therefore, the Pharaoh's Administration promotes Chicken Nuggets as being better for your kids.  And if you don't believe them Queen Nefertiti Obama will say mean things about you in front of the chirrenz as the MSM broadcasts it on ABCBSMSNBCNN.

And that's how the little chirrenz get to eat the Pharaoh's scraps.

Bad Parents!

Thats pretty much what defines his policy.

Auto Union (UAW) Campaign Donations = Auto Bailouts.

Prescription Drug Company Lobbying = shame on Cheerios and Vitamin C....what ya need is some narcotics and head medicine, they'll cure ya. Although to be fair, Bush also fell victim to this one as well with the Scription Drug Plan (supported by Santorum)

Environmental Lobbying = No Keystone pipeline, Green Energy Initatives (Solyndra, Chevy Volt), restrict off shore drilling.

Gay Lobbying = DADT repealed.


In short, if you hooked him up ($ or votes), he'll hook you up.
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