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What Would You Do?

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What Would You Do?
« on: June 17, 2008, 01:02:30 PM »
What say you?  I'm going to let TigersX plan my weekend.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 01:17:21 PM »
Double bonus is the way to go in this case.  Don't forget your two dollar bills in the ATL though...
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2008, 01:21:12 PM »
Auburn, because I will be there and your lame ass hasn't participated in the debauchery on the shot bus with us after an Auburn victory.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2008, 01:31:12 PM »
Auburn, because I will be there and your lame ass hasn't participated in the debauchery on the shot bus with us after an Auburn victory.

I'd love to attend the game, but I'm having a hard time finding a place to lay my head afterwards. 

And you do not get to call me lame.  Ever. 
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2008, 01:35:18 PM »
I'm goin' double bonus all the way.  Night game, day game, whatever LMAO game time is...it's gonna' be hot as balls. 

I'll still go because unfortunately, Atlanta is not an option for me. 
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2008, 01:36:55 PM »
Double bonus here. Be sure and taunt as many bammers as you can as they file out of the Ga dome after getting their ass whipped.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2008, 01:39:39 PM »
I think the chief has a point.  Much like the one on top of his head.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2008, 01:49:28 PM »
OK, looks like we're seeing the overwhelming conclusion here.  Looks like it's ATL for the double bonus.

Now, the next (obvious) question:  who's up for some Bucketshop and Bammer taunting to celebrate my birthday?
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« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2008, 01:52:49 PM »
OK, looks like we're seeing the overwhelming conclusion here.  Looks like it's ATL for the double bonus.

Now, the next (obvious) question:  who's up for some Bucketshop and Bammer taunting to celebrate my birthday?

Me thinks this is a viable option.  Result gotta be better than your birthday last year!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2008, 02:35:33 PM »
Fuck you.  Plan your own weekend.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2008, 02:47:24 PM »
Fuck you.  Plan your own weekend.
Blow jobs and empty beer cans, now thats a weekend.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2008, 03:03:43 PM »
When's the birthday? 
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2008, 03:10:29 PM »
When's the birthday? 

Sept. 9, so this is an early celebration.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2008, 03:11:56 PM »
Me thinks this is a viable option.  Result gotta be better than your birthday last year!


I think we'll win this one.

Of course, I thought we'd beat USfuckingF, too

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« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2008, 03:15:47 PM »

I think we'll win this one.

Of course, I thought we'd beat USfuckingF, too


I have a place you can stay at for free.  Who the fuck wants to hangout with Howard anyway?
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2008, 03:31:30 PM »
Who the fuck wants to hangout with Howard anyway?

Only heterosexuals, so that excludes you.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2008, 03:39:59 PM »
Same birthday as my little boy.  Something tells me there'll be more drinking at your party.
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2008, 03:53:24 PM »
I have a place you can stay at for free.  Who the fuck wants to hangout with Howard anyway?

Where are you staying?

I'm not sure I want to put Risa through the experience of staying with you if we're living Animal House style.
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« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2008, 04:00:27 PM »
Where are you staying?

I'm not sure I want to put Risa through the experience of staying with you if we're living Animal House style.
My little brother has an apartment, all of my friends have finally graduated.  Sad Days
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Re: What Would You Do?
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2008, 04:23:30 PM »
Where are you staying?

I'm not sure I want to put Risa through the experience of staying with you if we're living Animal House style.

Definitely don't put her through that.  Send her down to me and I'll make sure she's not exposed to that kind of animalistic, juvenile behavior.

What kind of wine does she like?
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