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Tiger Wench

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Weiner Roast
« on: February 09, 2012, 03:14:00 PM »
DO NOT click on the link if you are squeamish...

http://ambulancedriverfiles.com/2012/02/09/weiner-roast/

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When I was a kid, we used to have lots of fun introducing our city kid friends to the hours of fun and enjoyment that is an electric fence.

There was even a little limerick we'd sing:

When I was young and had no sense, stuck my d*ck in an electric fence.
It curled my hairs and singed my balls, made me crap my overalls.

Of course, we were lucky in that our electric fence was only powered by a little 12-volt charger. It would bite, but not do permanent damage. When the fence is powered by a 220 watt, 3 phase impulse generator, the potential for damage is considerably more severe.

Photo of the damage after the jump. Don't say you weren't warned.

Darwinism at its finest.  Not dead, but not gonna reproduce either.





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Shug Dye

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Re: Weiner Roast
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 12:18:16 PM »
Squeamish hell...don't click on this if you even have a friday morning hangover.

gawdalmighty.
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Re: Weiner Roast
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 12:19:40 PM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on February 10, 2012, 12:18:16 PM
Squeamish hell...don't click on this if you even have a friday morning hangover.

gawdalmighty.

Thought you liked your weiners hawt?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Weiner Roast
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 12:23:55 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on February 10, 2012, 12:19:40 PM
Thought you liked your weiners hawt?

I provide the heat.
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Re: Weiner Roast
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 12:45:38 PM »
Why in hell would anyone need to use 3 Phase 220 for an electric fence?  Was this Jurassic Park or sumpin'?
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Weiner Roast
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 01:11:44 PM »
Quote from: GarMan on February 10, 2012, 12:45:38 PM
Why in hell would anyone need to use 3 Phase 220 for an electric fence?  Was this Jurassic Park or sumpin'?

The real question is why wouldn't they?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Weiner Roast
« Reply #6 on: February 11, 2012, 12:56:43 AM »
Quote from: Shug Dye on February 10, 2012, 12:18:16 PM
Squeamish hell...don't click on this if you even have a friday morning hangover.

gawdalmighty.

Can you imagine seeing the aftermath of that - scar tissue and all - coming at you?

Gag.  And not for the normal reasons.

And PS - I wish I had a Friday morning hangover...
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Re: Weiner Roast
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2012, 07:11:21 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on February 11, 2012, 12:56:43 AM
Can you imagine seeing the aftermath of that - scar tissue and all - coming at you?

Gag.  And not for the normal reasons.

And PS - I wish I had a Friday morning hangover...

How about a Monday morning wiener?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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