Updyke fax girl

Saniflush · « **on:** February 01, 2012, 04:04:36 PM »

at first I was like

but then I was like

GH2001 · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:06:39 PM »

Ehhhh, I'd still hit it.

Saniflush · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:07:59 PM »

They liked her cause she has gums like Forrest's buddy Bubba.

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #3 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:11:13 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on February 01, 2012, 04:06:39 PM

Ehhhh, I'd still hit it.

Face down in a pillow and ass up in the air and most on this board would.

Godfather · « **Reply #4 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:11:36 PM »

YARRGH!

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:13:15 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on February 01, 2012, 04:11:36 PM

YARRGH!

Riar!

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:13:41 PM »

A perfect metaphor for signing to play football there in the first place.

Looks good at first, then you realize you've been deceived.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #7 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:14:35 PM »

I have to be honest. This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass.

Godfather · « **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:16:08 PM »

That just oozes class!

**edit** You posted before me THS, but thats what I'm sayin.

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:16:49 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on February 01, 2012, 04:14:35 PM

I have to be honest. This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass.

Now now. Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department.
Math tutor?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:20:06 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 01, 2012, 04:16:49 PM

Now now. Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department.
Math tutor?

Her BFF is a 5*

AUChizad · « **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:20:35 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 01, 2012, 04:16:49 PM

Now now. Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department.
Math tutor?

Where's Brooks to crack the case by proving she's on the University Payroll, which of course means, for hookin'.

Vandy Vol · « **Reply #12 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:25:58 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on February 01, 2012, 04:20:06 PM

Her BFF is a 5*

I can almost see her star...fish.

GH2001 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:26:04 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 01, 2012, 04:16:49 PM

Now now. Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department.
Math tutor?

I bet she gives great "legitimate jobs".

RWS · « **Reply #14 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:30:17 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on February 01, 2012, 04:14:35 PM

I have to be honest. This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass.

This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.

Saniflush · « **Reply #15 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:39:54 PM »

Quote from: RWS on February 01, 2012, 04:30:17 PM

This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.

So you're saying she's not good in math?

RWS · « **Reply #16 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on February 01, 2012, 04:39:54 PM

So you're saying she's not good in math?

She's good, but not gooder.

CCTAU · « **Reply #17 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:55:40 PM »

It's all good. She's not scheduled to go on stage till around 9 tonight!
Still plenty of time for a few more faxes!

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #18 on:** February 01, 2012, 05:11:41 PM »

Where's that Tuscaloosa preacher when you need him?

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** February 01, 2012, 05:24:29 PM »

Quote from: RWS on February 01, 2012, 04:30:17 PM

This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.

You are just upset she wasn't running the board.