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Updyke fax girl
« on: February 01, 2012, 04:04:36 PM »
at first I was like   :gig:







but then I was like      :by: :haha:







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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 04:06:39 PM »
Ehhhh, I'd still hit it.
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« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2012, 04:07:59 PM »
They liked her cause she has gums like Forrest's buddy Bubba.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2012, 04:11:13 PM »
Ehhhh, I'd still hit it.

Face down in a pillow and ass up in the air and most on this board would.
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« Reply #4 on: February 01, 2012, 04:11:36 PM »
YARRGH!
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« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2012, 04:13:15 PM »
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Re: Updyke fax girl
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2012, 04:13:41 PM »
A perfect metaphor for signing to play football there in the first place.

Looks good at first, then you realize you've been deceived.
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2012, 04:14:35 PM »
I have to be honest.  This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass. 

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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2012, 04:16:08 PM »
That just oozes class!

**edit** You posted before me THS, but thats what I'm sayin.
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2012, 04:16:49 PM »
I have to be honest.  This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass.

Now now.  Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department. 
Math tutor?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Updyke fax girl
« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2012, 04:20:06 PM »
Now now.  Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department. 
Math tutor?

Her BFF is a 5*
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« Reply #11 on: February 01, 2012, 04:20:35 PM »
Now now.  Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department. 
Math tutor?
Where's Brooks to crack the case by proving she's on the University Payroll, which of course means, for hookin'.
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« Reply #12 on: February 01, 2012, 04:25:58 PM »
Her BFF is a 5*

I can almost see her star...fish.
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« Reply #13 on: February 01, 2012, 04:26:04 PM »
Now now.  Maybe she has a legitimate job in the athletic department. 
Math tutor?

I bet she gives great "legitimate jobs".
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Re: Updyke fax girl
« Reply #14 on: February 01, 2012, 04:30:17 PM »
I have to be honest.  This really bothers me for many reasons.

But let's stick to this:

Alabama and its fans wanted to smear Auburn's Tigerettes for being whores (Trooper rumor, pics of supposed Tigerette out with Reese Dismukes) and for getting paid to do scandalous acts in order to secure recruits to Auburn, and here they fucking are parading around this girl like a piece of ass.
This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.
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« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2012, 04:39:54 PM »
This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.

So you're saying she's not good in math?
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« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2012, 04:44:48 PM »
So you're saying she's not good in math?
She's good, but not gooder.
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Re: Updyke fax girl
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2012, 04:55:40 PM »
It's all good. She's not scheduled to go on stage till around 9 tonight!
Still plenty of time for a few more faxes!
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Re: Updyke fax girl
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2012, 05:11:41 PM »
Where's that Tuscaloosa preacher when you need him?
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Re: Updyke fax girl
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2012, 05:24:29 PM »
This year's fax cam was done by an internet radio station, and had nothing to do with UA. The SEC banned the whole fax cam thing. The owner of the station, of course, is a dumbass Alabama fan. They were using information from paid sites, etc, to decide when to put up that a certain recruit had faxed their LOI.

You are just upset she wasn't running the board.

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