Most bizarre thread ever

[Kaos]

http://auburn.247sports.com/Board/42/An-update-to-Ron-and-others-on-this-board-7285688/1

On Wednesday, January 25, 2012, I attempted suicide. Unfortunately, my plan to pass peacefully in my sleep was thwarted by the arrival of the police contacted by well meaning members of this board.

I am 65 years old and live in constant pain. In addition, my mind is deteriorating rapidly to the point that I live more and more in a mental fog. I do not consider myself as living, but existing, and poorly at that. I’ve been out of work for more than two years and the savings and investments I had accumulated are almost gone. I have foolishly supplemented my monthly income by using credit cards to cover the shortfall and now owe the credit card companies more than $30,000. I have a large life insurance policy that will pay on suicide after the initial 2 years (passed long ago), so I thought of that ending my miserable life might give my wife and daughter a much better future. Now, I have no idea of what that future might be, but I suspect they will be in shelter someplace with me in a mental ward or a nursing home.

Moral:
If you're going to off yourself don't post about it. 

[Townhallsavoy]

So glad I read this post before 7am.  Now Saturday will be gloomy. 

And he should have done it like that kid a few years ago.  Set up a webcam and start a post about it.  Link to JustinTV and get a bunch of douchebag posters to start making fun of you.  Wait until it's obvious that the thread is getting a lot of attention and then swallow a bottle of pills and die in front of the camera.  Extra points if the thread keeps going until the police arrive. 

[AUChizad]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/an-hero

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/do-it-faggot

[Kaos]

I don't understand either of the things Chizad posted. 

[Townhallsavoy]

Know Your Meme is a site that explains popular things on the internet. 

"LOL" is a meme. 

[Buzz Killington]

Know Your Meme is a site that explains popular things on the internet. 

"LOL" is a meme.

Lots O Love

[Kaos]

Lots O Love

I always thought that meant Land O Lakes.  Because you know, if you fold it she has boobs.

[GH2001]

http://auburn.247sports.com/Board/42/An-update-to-Ron-and-others-on-this-board-7285688/1

Moral:
If you're going to off yourself don't post about it.

Was that anyone we knew over there from back in the day?