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« Reply #40 on: February 10, 2012, 11:10:51 AM »
Would love to make it.  Trying to decide between a few hours drinking with Degeneration X and bad basketball, or a weekend of drinking and watching old bands at the beach. Go ahead and wear the baby blue.  Only crimpsum offends me.  (Insert smiley emoticon that I don't have here)

Um, excuse me but, WTF is this shit in bold mean? 

Priorities, you need some.
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« Reply #41 on: February 10, 2012, 11:13:48 AM »
Um, excuse me but, WTF is this shit in bold mean? 

Priorities, you need some.

The term douche bag comes to mind.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2012, 11:17:35 AM »
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« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2012, 11:34:46 AM »
Um, excuse me but, WTF is this shitake in bold mean? 

Priorities, you need some.

The term douche bag comes to mind.


And here I was trying to be civil with a Dook sympathizer.

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« Reply #44 on: February 10, 2012, 11:36:20 AM »

And here I was trying to be civil with a Dook sympathizer.

 :bc:

It's a cold harsh world.  Best to let the general fucktard know that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #45 on: February 10, 2012, 12:54:09 PM »
We shouldn't be surprised though...for a guy that supposedly cares so much, he has never made an official X event.  This makes me sad.
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« Reply #46 on: February 10, 2012, 01:43:22 PM »
We shouldn't be surprised though...for a guy that supposedly cares so much, he has never made an official X event.  This makes me sad.

I beg your excuse me.  I have personally watched Garman fall sound asleep in Beard Eaves..after watching Sani lick the window at Momma's....then stumbled across campus from the Convention Center to my truck...in a semi-innebriated state.  Thank you very little.

But damn it, Eli is going to be at the beach.
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Re: Tarheel????
« Reply #47 on: February 10, 2012, 02:05:11 PM »
I beg your excuse me.  I have personally watched Garman fall sound asleep in Beard Eaves..after watching Sani lick the window at Momma's....then stumbled across campus from the Convention Center to my truck...in a semi-innebriated state.  Thank you very little.

But damn it, Eli is going to be at the beach.

I'm glad that somebody remembers all of that...you must not have been too inebriated.  I'm not sure that I remember it myself...but my trips to the Plains usually start with a peckertail mixed drink (*edit) at 0500 EST and end 24 hours later in another time zone.

*edit: after looking at my own post I realized I prolly should have used a different word; I must have a talk with one of the Mods about the euphemism heuristics and word replacements.
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« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2012, 02:09:25 PM »
I'm glad that somebody remembers all of that...you must not have been too inebriated.  I'm not sure that I remember it myself...but my trips to the Plains usually start with a cocktail at 0500 EST and end 24 hours later in another time zone.

No question you guys showed up with a huuuge head start.  I walked outside to make a call and turned around to see Sani seductively wiping the front window of Momma's clean with his tongue.  I knew it would be a good day from that point on.
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« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2012, 02:18:55 PM »
No question you guys showed up with a huuuge head start.  I walked outside to make a call and turned around to see Sani seductively wiping the front window of Momma's clean with his tongue.  I knew it would be a good day from that point on.

You just cannot hide money.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2012, 02:43:28 PM »
No question you guys showed up with a huuuge head start.  I walked outside to make a call and turned around to see Sani seductively wiping the front window of Momma's clean with his tongue.  I knew it would be a good day from that point on. 
What is this of which you speak?  If I don't remember it, it didn't happen. 
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« Reply #51 on: February 10, 2012, 03:00:25 PM »
I beg your excuse me.  I have personally watched Garman fall sound asleep in Beard Eaves..after watching Sani lick the window at Momma's....then stumbled across campus from the Convention Center to my truck...in a semi-innebriated state.  Thank you very little.

But damn it, Eli is going to be at the beach.

I hate I missed that one. 

You can hear Eli Gold anytime on teh radios.
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« Reply #52 on: February 10, 2012, 03:35:21 PM »
What is this of which you speak?  If I don't remember it, it didn't happen.


Especially if it's your dog.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Tarheel????
« Reply #53 on: February 10, 2012, 04:35:25 PM »
You can hear Eli Gold anytime on teh radios.

Yeah, but I hear that he wants to fuck Mr. Gold in his bunghole and lick on his peckertail.

You can't do that on teh radios.
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