Archer

Godfather · « **Reply #20 on:** December 18, 2012, 09:08:36 AM »

I didn't invent the turtleneck, Lana. But I was the first to see it's potential as a tactical garment. The Tactical Turtleneck, Lana. The... Tactleneck!

Saniflush · « **Reply #21 on:** December 18, 2012, 09:56:19 AM »

He's not coming back. That chick was, like, the PelÃ© of anal.

Godfather · « **Reply #22 on:** December 18, 2012, 10:05:31 AM »

And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.

Saniflush · « **Reply #23 on:** December 18, 2012, 10:10:40 AM »

My vulva is a smoother than a veal cutlet!

Godfather · « **Reply #24 on:** December 18, 2012, 11:26:35 AM »

YEAH! One for three off the roof, Bitch! WOO!

Saniflush · « **Reply #25 on:** December 18, 2012, 12:53:38 PM »

All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch.

Godfather · « **Reply #26 on:** December 18, 2012, 01:01:39 PM »

The nazis invented Neil Armstrong?

Saniflush · « **Reply #27 on:** December 18, 2012, 01:05:32 PM »

WOODHOUSE! Do we have any lube? Like at this point even some olive oil would.....help me get this drawer unstuck.

Godfather · « **Reply #28 on:** December 18, 2012, 01:13:03 PM »

If I cared what you did on a weekend I'd put a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.

Saniflush · « **Reply #29 on:** December 18, 2012, 02:03:46 PM »

What is it, the Alabama of Europe?

Godfather · « **Reply #30 on:** December 18, 2012, 02:15:32 PM »

Water? Oh, never touched the stuff. Fish fuck in it.

Godfather · « **Reply #31 on:** December 20, 2012, 08:53:49 AM »

No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!

wesfau2 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 19, 2013, 10:26:47 AM »

Excellent season premiere.

Working Benjamin's other Fox project in was way out of left-field, and smacked of desperation to draw viewers to a floundering show. That said, it was interesting to see the Archer artistic team's take on the Bob characters.

Best line of the show: I didn't know they made sushi out of dried clam.

I like Barry as an occasional sideshow, but not sure if I want the entire season built around him.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #33 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:03:19 PM »

Archer and Pam both have twitter accounts that are worth following.

Sample tweets:

Archer: I made Woodhouse eat birdseed for breakfast today. You should have seen his face. He was so happy to have breakfast.

Pam: If any of you springbreakers are at Spinnaker in Panama City Beach, will you check to see that my number is still scrawled in the last stall in the men's room?

Saniflush · « **Reply #34 on:** March 20, 2013, 02:04:37 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on March 20, 2013, 02:03:19 PM

Archer and Pam both have twitter accounts that are worth following.

Sample tweets:

Archer: I made Woodhouse eat birdseed for breakfast today. You should have seen his face. He was so happy to have breakfast.

Pam: If any of you springbreakers are at Spinnaker in Panama City Beach, will you check to see that my number is still scrawled in the last stall in the men's room?

Those are both solids.....I bet Woodhouse likes birdseed better than cobwebs.