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Re: When?
« Reply #100 on: January 18, 2012, 04:35:37 PM »
I thought this was the ways of the X?
You've been warned
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Re: When?
« Reply #101 on: January 18, 2012, 06:56:45 PM »
Your partner huh? VV loves you even more.

Gay lawyer sex is teh roxorz!
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Re: When?
« Reply #102 on: January 18, 2012, 07:05:38 PM »
Gay lawyer sex is teh roxorz!

You'll have to find that elsewhere.
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Re: When?
« Reply #103 on: January 18, 2012, 07:18:59 PM »
You'll have to find that elsewhere.

I will seduce you one of these days.  I never fail.  Snaggle knows...
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Re: When?
« Reply #104 on: January 18, 2012, 08:53:02 PM »
Pubic hair to cunnilingus to gay sex.  Sounds like an average Wednesday in prison.
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Re: When?
« Reply #105 on: January 18, 2012, 10:56:24 PM »
:tongue: <3

Even better.

Seriously, how else are we to know that you approve unless the thighs are squeezing our head or we are getting heels dug into our backs?

Uh, maybe the moaning/screaming?  Or, in my case, the passing out?

The guy I dated at Auburn loved really rough sex, but genuinely preferred going down on me to actual intercourse.  That was all the foreplay he needed, and once I traveled around the world a few times and was begging him to stop, I could reciprocate and he would be a happy man.  He was a perfectionist who loved his work.  The very first time we were together, after the third or fourth separate one back to back (yes, multiples happen and they make your ears pop like flying in an airplane.) I hyperventilated to the point of passing out - according to him, I was completely unresponsive and not breathing.  Of course, that lasted only maybe 30-45 seconds before I came to - but he was reaching for the phone to dial 9-1-1 when I woke up.  Scared him absolutely to death.  He thought he had killed me.  True story.

Best night of my life... I think I still have bruises.
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Re: When?
« Reply #106 on: January 18, 2012, 10:56:49 PM »
Pubic hair to cunnilingus to gay sex.  Sounds like an average Wednesday in prison.

Don't forget the movie quotes.
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Re: When?
« Reply #107 on: January 18, 2012, 10:58:53 PM »
I gotta feeling a lot of X'ers had to hit the head in the last 1-2 hours to spank off because of the last 2 pages of this thread..... Wench is THAT good.

I myself couldn't wait to get home and get the kids to sleep.  The man is out of town... and Nookie has a new product line.
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Re: When?
« Reply #108 on: January 18, 2012, 11:40:50 PM »
Uh, maybe the moaning/screaming?  Or, in my case, the passing out?

The guy I dated at Auburn loved really rough sex, but genuinely preferred going down on me to actual intercourse.  That was all the foreplay he needed, and once I traveled around the world a few times and was begging him to stop, I could reciprocate and he would be a happy man.  He was a perfectionist who loved his work.  The very first time we were together, after the third or fourth separate one back to back (yes, multiples happen and they make your ears pop like flying in an airplane.) I hyperventilated to the point of passing out - according to him, I was completely unresponsive and not breathing.  Of course, that lasted only maybe 30-45 seconds before I came to - but he was reaching for the phone to dial 9-1-1 when I woke up.  Scared him absolutely to death.  He thought he had killed me.  True story.

Best night of my life... I think I still have bruises.

Well the moaning and screaming is a good indicator, but I have seen some that will moan but never get any body into it.  They are the worst.
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Re: When?
« Reply #109 on: January 19, 2012, 10:02:02 AM »
You know, when it comes to how much of a landing strip that a.....wait, what did you say, VV?????
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Re: When?
« Reply #110 on: January 19, 2012, 10:36:32 AM »
Uh, maybe the moaning/screaming?  Or, in my case, the passing out?

The guy I dated at Auburn loved really rough sex, but genuinely preferred going down on me to actual intercourse.  That was all the foreplay he needed, and once I traveled around the world a few times and was begging him to stop, I could reciprocate and he would be a happy man.  He was a perfectionist who loved his work.  The very first time we were together, after the third or fourth separate one back to back (yes, multiples happen and they make your ears pop like flying in an airplane.) I hyperventilated to the point of passing out - according to him, I was completely unresponsive and not breathing.  Of course, that lasted only maybe 30-45 seconds before I came to - but he was reaching for the phone to dial 9-1-1 when I woke up.  Scared him absolutely to death.  He thought he had killed me.  True story.

Best night of my life... I think I still have bruises.

Good thing I'm off today.  Back a a few.
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Re: When?
« Reply #111 on: January 19, 2012, 12:04:38 PM »
Good thing I'm off today.  Back a a few.
Funny, I saw no mention of feet.
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Re: When?
« Reply #112 on: January 19, 2012, 12:52:10 PM »
Funny, I saw no mention of feet.

Ahhh shit.

Well, she didn't mention em but i'm sure he pulled up a random feet pic online while he was beating off reading her post.
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Re: When?
« Reply #113 on: January 19, 2012, 01:57:33 PM »
You know, when it comes to how much of a landing strip that a.....wait, what did you say, VV?????

He said he wants you on all fours.
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Re: When?
« Reply #114 on: January 19, 2012, 02:00:33 PM »
He said he wants to you on all fours.

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Re: When?
« Reply #115 on: January 19, 2012, 02:03:02 PM »
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Re: When?
« Reply #116 on: January 19, 2012, 02:14:01 PM »
Funny, I saw no mention of feet.

Pussy>Feet
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Re: When?
« Reply #117 on: January 19, 2012, 02:40:47 PM »
Pussy>Feet

Well, yeah. Most normal people know that. Glad youve came around. You think that Kaos will come around as well?
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Re: When?
« Reply #118 on: January 19, 2012, 03:08:36 PM »
Well, yeah. Most normal people know that. Glad youve came around. You think that Kaos will come around as well?

Always been that way.  No coming around to it.  Doubt it's any different with K. 
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Re: When?
« Reply #119 on: January 19, 2012, 03:34:10 PM »
this thread has been brought to you by...

:hop:

b.t.w., wench...we've got a delay on the next shipment due to weather. 

p.s.  the workout panties smell awesome. 
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