When?

[GH2001]

Yeah, most guys think like you.  I had to find the ONE GUY...

On the other hand, he may be afraid I would crush his skull with my thighs.  I am not one to hold back.

Bullshit. I'll need pics. Video is even better.

[Tiger Wench]

Well, if we've learned one thing, the X has a shit ton of pussy eating motherfuckers. 

Duh... I am not just hanging out here for the fun of it.  I may not be married forever you know.  I'm mass communicating.

[Saniflush]

Duh... I am not just hanging out here for the fun of it.  I may not be married forever you know.  I'm mass communicating.

I don't mean to be telling tales outta school but there is a man in there that will pay ya ten dollars to sing into his can.

[Godfather]

Well, if we've learned one thing, the X has a shit ton of pussy eating motherfuckers.

They don't call me Alpa Chino for nothin...like dice on your forehead!

[AUTiger1]

Yeah, most guys think like you.  I had to find the ONE GUY...

On the other hand, he may be afraid I would crush his skull with my thighs.  I am not one to hold back.

 

Even better.

Seriously, how else are we to know that you approve unless the thighs are squeezing our head or we are getting heels dug into our backs?

[Buzz Killington]

I don't mean to be telling tales outta school but there is a man in there that will pay ya ten dollars to sing into his can.

Uh, okay sir. But Murt and Aloysius will have to sign Xes as only four of us can write.

[JR4AU]

Yeah, most guys think like you.  I had to find the ONE GUY...

On the other hand, he may be afraid I would crush his skull with my thighs.  I am not one to hold back.

I don't know if I'm as good as Mr. Mad Skillz you mention, but I do have a true passion for the work.  I do it for my partner, but also because I love it. 

ETA:, You're killing me!

[dallaswareagle]

Even better.

Seriously, how else are we to know that you approve unless the thighs are squeezing our head or we are getting heels dug into our backs?

I know I have brought my A-game when she hollers in spanish.

[AUTiger1]

I don't know if I'm as good as Mr. Mad Skillz you mention, but I do have a true passion for the work.  I do it for my partner, but also because I love it. 

ETA:, You're killing me!

One has too, if not, then they aren't worth a shit at it.

I know I have brought my A-game when she hollers in spanish.

Atta boy!

When the back is arched and it feels like she is going to rip my ears off, then I know I have done what I have needed to do.

[GH2001]

I gotta feeling a lot of X'ers had to hit the head in the last 1-2 hours to spank off because of the last 2 pages of this thread..... Wench is THAT good.

[Godfather]

This thread is dangerous proximity to NSFW rating or at least R-rated.

[Buzz Killington]

This thread is dangerous proximity to NSFW rating or at least R-rated.

Fuck that...my bosses are reading it and laughing.

[AUTiger1]

This thread is dangerous proximity to NSFW rating or at least R-rated.

We need more of those on the X. 

[dallaswareagle]

One has too, if not, then they aren't worth a shit at it.

Atta boy!

When the back is arched and it feels like she is going to rip my ears off, then I know I have done what I have needed to do.

And then it becomes my turn. (Where are my fucking emoticons?) 

[GarMan]

I am allergic to whatever chemical is in depillatory. Think razor rash on steroids.  Not an option.  What I do works for me. 

I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us.  Is it any wonder I am the head of consumer research for Nookie's HOP?  Not necessarily a bad thing.  There's nothing worse than a guy who either doesn't know what the hell he is doing, or doesn't enjoy it.  I'd rather take care of things myself.

GarMan, how is this discussion even relevant to you?  The last time you saw poon that up close and personal was the day you were born.  So unless you shave your nutsack, you really don't have a lot of useful information to contribute.  So back the fuck up off my weave before I hafta cut a bitch.

Don't get all defensive.  After being shackled to the same woman for 17+ years, I might just know a few things.  I'm just trying to help the little people.  BTW, what works for you may not be working for him...  Try trimming the Chia or using a little peanut butter.

[Saniflush]

I gotta feeling a lot of X'ers had to hit the head in the last 1-2 hours to spank off because of the last 2 pages of this thread..... Wench is THAT good.

Fuck that.  Why leave the desk?

[dallaswareagle]

Fuck that.  Why leave the desk?

Gotta get the paper towels. That shit leaves a mess on the desk.

Now office sex.   Tis hot. Nothing like the wife on the desk. ( and no-no pictures)

[JR4AU]

Gotta get the paper towels. That shit leaves a mess on the desk.

Now office sex.   Tis hot. Nothing like the wife on the desk. ( and no-no pictures)

That's what I miss most about private practice, the "fee couch". 

[djsimp]

I do it for my partner

Your partner huh? loves you even more.

[djsimp]

This thread is dangerous proximity to NSFW rating or at least R-rated.

I thought this was the ways of the X?