When?

[Saniflush]

OK, smartypants.  Tell me that you would not run screaming into the night if you were headed downtown and saw a bright red rash all over the place. Not only does razor rash hurt, it is extremely unsightly and would probably kill the moment.  Nothing like an ingrown hair pimple to give a man pause.

Using a beard trimmer (haha...) to keep the inverted triangle neat and thinned and pretty is the way to go.  It's no Judith from Life of Brian down there - no hygeine issues.  I use shampoo and conditioner just like I would on the top of my head.

Not that it matters in my house.  The man is not one for the orals.  So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.

Ask any stripper and they will tell you that shaving is not the way to go.  You wanna use a hair removal creme.

I gotta tell you fuckers everything?

[djsimp]

Ask any stripper and they will tell you that shaving is not the way to go.  You wanna use a hair removal creme.

I gotta tell you fuckers everything?

Or the hot wax........fun in more ways than one.

[GarMan]

Or the hot wax........fun in more ways than one.

Exactly...  What's with this hedge trimmer and razor shit?  Although, if you're truly into S&M, you might find the texture of 40 grit a bit thexthy... 

Shampoo and conditioner...  Are we talking about Cousin It or something?  Next, you'll want to get a perm or maybe a weave all up in that... 

Not that it matters in my house.  The man is not one for the orals.  So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.

Perhaps, the essence of bait shop doesn't work for him... 

[dallaswareagle]

This man knows.

I prefer a very low, very neatly trimmed triangle with well defined edges as opposed to a single landing strip.  A woman should have some hair down there - otherwise she tends to worry that her man is doing a Sandusky for little girls. Plus maintaining a total Mr. Clean is a BITCH.

If y'all are getting a side of free dental floss, then you might want to ask for some directions or something.  I never knew a woman with a hairy clit.  Go SOUTH of the border, men.  Anything north of there is not that important.

very neatly trimmed triangle with well defined edges.

Tis a reason they call it "The Bermuda Triangle"  You can get lost down there.

[Tiger Wench]

Ask any stripper and they will tell you that shaving is not the way to go.  You wanna use a hair removal creme.

I gotta tell you fuckers everything?

I am allergic to whatever chemical is in depillatory. Think razor rash on steroids.  Not an option.  What I do works for me. 

I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us.  Is it any wonder I am the head of consumer research for Nookie's HOP?  Not necessarily a bad thing.  There's nothing worse than a guy who either doesn't know what the hell he is doing, or doesn't enjoy it.  I'd rather take care of things myself.

GarMan, how is this discussion even relevant to you?  The last time you saw poon that up close and personal was the day you were born.  So unless you shave your nutsack, you really don't have a lot of useful information to contribute.  So back the fuck up off my weave before I hafta cut a bitch.

[GH2001]

I am allergic to whatever chemical is in depillatory. Think razor rash on steroids.  Not an option.  What I do works for me. 

I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us.  Is it any wonder I am the head of consumer research for Nookie's HOP?  Not necessarily a bad thing.  There's nothing worse than a guy who either doesn't know what the hell he is doing, or doesn't enjoy it.  I'd rather take care of things myself.

GarMan, how is this discussion even relevant to you?  The last time you saw poon that up close and personal was the day you were born.  So unless you shave your nutsack, you really don't have a lot of useful information to contribute.  So back the fuck up off my weave before I hafta cut a bitch.

Its like I love you all over again.

[JR4AU]

Not that it matters in my house.  The man is not one for the orals.  So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.

That really blows.

[Buzz Killington]

I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us. 

Your husband should get together with my wife.

[dallaswareagle]

I am allergic to whatever chemical is in depillatory. Think razor rash on steroids.  Not an option.  What I do works for me. 

I have no idea what the chick that my husband dated before me did to him, but that has never been an option for us.  Is it any wonder I am the head of consumer research for Nookie's HOP?  Not necessarily a bad thing.  There's nothing worse than a guy who either doesn't know what the hell he is doing, or doesn't enjoy it.  I'd rather take care of things myself.

GarMan, how is this discussion even relevant to you?  The last time you saw poon that up close and personal was the day you were born.  So unless you shave your nutsack, you really don't have a lot of useful information to contribute.  So back the fuck up off my weave before I hafta cut a bitch.

Good god my wife e-mails all the time at  work "you feel like eating mexican tonight"? And I know that means (TACO)

[AUJarhead]

Your husband should get together with my wife.

No off switch on your genius dial, sir.

[AU_Tiger_2000]

This thread now has 69 replies (until this one).  Seemed apropos.  Carry on.

[Tiger Wench]

That really blows.

Yep.  At our house, it's a one note symphony.

[Tiger Wench]

Your husband should get together with my wife.

So, darlin', whatever shall we do to amuse ourselves whilst they are doing... nothing?

[djsimp]

Yep.  At our house, it's a one note symphony.

It sounds like you need a low tone in your band. I play bass.

[AUTiger1]

OK, smartypants.  Tell me that you would not run screaming into the night if you were headed downtown and saw a bright red rash all over the place. Not only does razor rash hurt, it is extremely unsightly and would probably kill the moment.  Nothing like an ingrown hair pimple to give a man pause.

Using a beard trimmer (haha...) to keep the inverted triangle neat and thinned and pretty is the way to go.  It's no Judith from Life of Brian down there - no hygeine issues.  I use shampoo and conditioner just like I would on the top of my head.

Not that it matters in my house.  The man is not one for the orals.  So I guess it really is just doing it for myself.

lolwut?!  Is he batshit crazy?   

[Buzz Killington]

So, darlin', whatever shall we do to amuse ourselves whilst they are doing... nothing?

I'm sure we can think of something.

[Godfather]

lolwut?!  Is he batshit crazy?

Well think about it...I mean he did marry the Wenc....sooooo how about them Houston Texans?













I keed of course! I love me Wench

[Tiger Wench]

Good god my wife e-mails all the time at  work "you feel like eating mexican tonight"? And I know that means (TACO)

The man I was with before I got married was a god among men in this department.  Dude had major skillz, and a real passion for his work.  Holy shit, I miss him (only for that tho.  Otherwise he was a total jackwagon.)

For me, it's kind of like being Moses.  Living the high life as the adopted son of the Pharoah, life is fabulous and then BAM!  Eleven years wandering the the fucking dessert.

So... I product test for Nookie.  It's a living.

[Tiger Wench]

lolwut?!  Is he batshit crazy?

Yeah, most guys think like you.  I had to find the ONE GUY...

On the other hand, he may be afraid I would crush his skull with my thighs.  I am not one to hold back.

[GH2001]

lolwut?!  Is he batshit crazy?

Well, if we've learned one thing, the X has a shit ton of pussy eating motherfuckers. Kaos probably doesn't eat it seeing as how much he hates tomatoes. And since RWS fucks goats he doesn't eat any either. Well, not human pussy anyway.