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Re: When?
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2012, 04:42:41 PM »
Any of you that like a little hair on the trail obviously don't eat teh pussy. Either that or you hack like a kitty when you're done.
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« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2012, 04:46:12 PM »
Any of you that like a little hair on the trail obviously don't eat teh pussy. Either that or you hack like a kitty when you're done.

Oh baby, I love going do...thp...thp...down on you. You are so h....thp..thp hot. I just can't...thp...get enough...thp
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Re: When?
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2012, 04:47:32 PM »
Any of you that like a little hair on the trail obviously don't eat teh pussy. Either that or you hack like a kitty when you're done.

again...you aren't supposed to eat the hair.
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Re: When?
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2012, 04:51:50 PM »
again...you aren't supposed to eat the hair.

So are you saying that bald pussies became more popular about the same time as eating pussy?
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Re: When?
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2012, 04:53:30 PM »
Jesus, I don't even know you people anymore!

Nicely manicured landing strip is where it's at.
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« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2012, 04:54:22 PM »
So are you saying that bald pussies became more popular about the same time as eating pussy?

Those of us that came up when wimminz didn't shave them are no stranger to eating hairy pussy. 
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« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2012, 04:54:49 PM »
Jesus, I don't even know you people anymore!

Nicely manicured landing strip is where it's at.

A well versed pussy eater never needs directions to the hot spot.
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« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2012, 04:54:55 PM »
Hey!  That's my pi.
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Re: When?
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2012, 04:55:54 PM »
Those of us that came up when wimminz didn't shave them are no stranger to eating hairy pussy.

So depending on the flavor, did you use a comb or a pick?
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« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2012, 04:57:38 PM »
Hey!  That's my pi.

Are all nerds this good?
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« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2012, 05:01:41 PM »
A well versed pussy eater never needs directions to the hot spot.

Neither do I, but landing strip = no hair between your teeth.
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« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2012, 05:03:40 PM »
Neither do I, but landing strip = no hair between your teeth.

True dat. Its much easier hiking on a smooth trail than hacking down undergrowth.
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« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2012, 05:09:56 PM »
True dat. Its much easier hiking on a smooth trail than hacking down undergrowth.

Now you're getting it.
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Re: When?
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2012, 05:27:17 PM »
My only input to this is that if you're going to mow the lawn, keep it mowed regularly.  That stubble will chafe like a sumbitch.
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« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2012, 06:18:20 PM »
the skirt is a redhead...well she's a strawberry blonde up but soooo red below.  i keep digging the muff. 
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Re: When?
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2012, 06:51:08 PM »
I'd give my middle nut to start dating a girl with a hairy bush.

For nesting purposes?
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« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2012, 07:29:47 PM »
the skirt is a redhead...well she's a strawberry blonde up but soooo red below.  i keep digging the muff.
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Re: When?
« Reply #37 on: January 17, 2012, 11:02:37 PM »
Jesus, I don't even know you people anymore!

Nicely manicured landing strip is where it's at.

This man knows.

I prefer a very low, very neatly trimmed triangle with well defined edges as opposed to a single landing strip.  A woman should have some hair down there - otherwise she tends to worry that her man is doing a Sandusky for little girls. Plus maintaining a total Mr. Clean is a BITCH.

If y'all are getting a side of free dental floss, then you might want to ask for some directions or something.  I never knew a woman with a hairy clit.  Go SOUTH of the border, men.  Anything north of there is not that important.
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Re: When?
« Reply #38 on: January 18, 2012, 03:55:18 AM »
I shave my shit bald so judge me.....
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« Reply #39 on: January 18, 2012, 06:27:32 AM »
This man knows.

I prefer a very low, very neatly trimmed triangle with well defined edges as opposed to a single landing strip.  A woman should have some hair down there - otherwise she tends to worry that her man is doing a Sandusky for little girls. Plus maintaining a total Mr. Clean is a BITCH.

If y'all are getting a side of free dental floss, then you might want to ask for some directions or something.  I never knew a woman with a hairy clit.  Go SOUTH of the border, men.  Anything north of there is not that important.

The truth.  We has it.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."