Official U.S. Open Thread

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Tiger off with Phil and Adam Scott.   First time top 3 have played in the same group in a Major first round.


Tiger doubles #1 to go +2.   Leaders are currently at -2.   Great start.. 

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All Three par #2.   

Adam Scott striking it best so far.  Tiger looking rusty after his long lay off.   

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For those locked at the office, but wanna sneak a peak...

Live coverage here:

http://www.usopen.com/en_US/console/console.html?ts=1213285278304&video=Marquee Group&syn=&db=false&ref=www.usopen.com/en_US/video/index.html&alt=

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All Three par #3.   Tiger misses 5 ft. birdie putt.   Scott misses 8 ft. birdie putt.   

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Still on #4, but Tiger hits 187 yd bunker shot to 1.5 ft. for birdie.  Amazing.  (5 iron)   




(Leaders Patrick Sheehan & Steve Stricker -2)

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#4

Scott Birdies, goes to -1

Tiger Birdies, goes to +1

Mickelson Pars, stays E

[wesfau2]

Any golf in which I am not participating makes me want to jam rusty paper clips into my urethra.

Golf on tv?  Paperclip.

Golf stories?  Right in the urethra.

Golf tournaments?  I'm in the hospitality tent getting drunk....and jamming the old paperclips.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Any golf in which I am not participating makes me want to jam rusty paper clips into my urethra.

Golf on tv?  Paperclip.

Golf stories?  Right in the urethra.

Golf tournaments?  I'm in the hospitality tent getting drunk....and jamming the old paperclips.

Damn son, I'm not sure I'd a said that.   

So, if we call you Rusty Peter from now on, it's cool?

[Jumbo]

Chop, what channel is the Open on? Hd?

[wesfau2]

So, if we call you Rusty Peter from now on, it's cool?

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

I'll stick with Rusty Peter then.   


Jumbo - ESPNHD right now.   Until 12, they're covering the main 3, but they're showing some coverage. 

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#5

Tiger Woods Pars, Stays +1

Adam Scott bogies, goes to E

Phil Mickelson bogies, goes to +1 (someone from gallery yells "Way to go Phil!"...  classy... )

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Anyone getting anything from these updates or am I just in this on my own here?

[Ogre]

Anyone getting anything from these updates or am I just in this on my own here?

I'm reading them, Chop.  Some of us have to work for a living, you know. 

Keep it coming!  I want a post for every hole in the tournamant. 

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I'm reading them, Chop.  Some of us have to work for a living, you know. 

I can keep them coming for a little while today.

I want a post for every hole in the tournamant. 

"How 'bout NOOOO.." - Goldmember


 

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#6

Tiger Woods pars, stays at +1

Phil Mickelson bogies, goes to +2

Adam Scott pars, stays at E  (in trouble off tee on #7)

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#7

Phil Mickelson bogies, +3
Scott bogies, E
Woods pars, +1


(Leader Stricker -4)

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Regular ESPN coverage has come on, and updates should be a little easier now.  Group is on #7.

Leaders now Stricker & Sheehan at -4 each.

[Snaggletiger]

Glad to see Dil Pickelson fading early.  What a fuckin' puss.  

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Glad to see Dil Pickelson fading early.  What a fuckin' puss.  

His tits are throwing him off early.