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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2012, 12:23:46 PM »
Well yeah.

Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2012, 12:25:56 PM »
Well, here's all you need to know. Classes: nothing before eleven. Beer: it's your best friend, you drink a lot. Women? You're a freshman, so it's pretty much out of the question. Will you have a car?

Uh, no
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2012, 12:36:04 PM »
Quick break in the dialogue.  Kiel enrolled at ND.   

Carry on. 
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2012, 12:39:12 PM »
Quick break in the dialogue.  Kiel enrolled at ND.   

Carry on.

so you sayin' we have a chance?   he's a walk on, right...?

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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2012, 12:42:52 PM »
so you sayin' we have a chance?   he's a walk on, right...?

Means he's a Bama flip.  He and Yeldon have 3 classes together.
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2012, 01:34:34 PM »
Uh, no

Someone on your floor will. Find them and make friends with them on the first day.
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2012, 01:43:02 PM »
Well, there's no publicity, so there's no people; Gunner Kiel never showed up, so there's no beer; instruments just blew out, so there's no band; and I think Raji and Deege may be dead.
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2012, 02:55:04 PM »
Quick break in the dialogue.  Kiel enrolled at ND.   

Carry on.

It was a family thing.  His brother is at Indiana, maybe?  ND was his original pick before committing to LSU.
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2012, 03:46:27 PM »
It was a family thing.  His brother is at Indiana, maybe?  ND was his original pick before committing to LSU.

Ask a corndog, and they'll say it was because of the BCSCG, and they think they're fixin' to go in the shitter in recruiting because of it.
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2012, 04:26:40 PM »
So this kid has been committed to who?  Indiana, LSU, ND? 
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #30 on: January 17, 2012, 04:29:10 PM »
So this kid has been committed to who?  Indiana, LSU, ND?

ND, unless he didn't.
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #31 on: January 17, 2012, 04:30:36 PM »
So this dude can flip schools like burgers on the grill, Lawrd Saybinz can tell a kid to hold off for a year and get him a job, but Auburn and Cam Newton are the cheatingest motherfudgers that ever lived?

What is the world coming to?
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #32 on: January 17, 2012, 04:39:37 PM »
ND, unless he didn't.

Yeah, I get that, but what I am asking is who all has he gave a verbal commitment to?  I know Indiana, LSU and ND.
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #33 on: January 17, 2012, 04:40:20 PM »
So this dude can flip schools like burgers on the grill, Lawrd Saybinz can tell a kid to hold off for a year and get him a job, but Auburn and Cam Newton are the cheatingest motherfudgers that ever lived?

What is the world coming to?

So....what is a motherfudger?
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #34 on: January 17, 2012, 04:42:16 PM »
So....what is a motherfudger?

It's when I pack it in your mom's ass.

Yeeeeaaahhh Booyyyyeeeeee.....
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #35 on: January 17, 2012, 04:45:13 PM »
It's when I pack it in your mom's ass.

Yeeeeaaahhh Booyyyyeeeeee.....

I just threw up in my mouth.

I guess it makes it easier though when your balls don't get in the way...right?
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Re: Gunner Kiel
« Reply #36 on: January 17, 2012, 04:47:12 PM »
It's when I pack it in your mom's ass.

Yeeeeaaahhh Booyyyyeeeeee.....

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