Another classy showing by a horde of bammers....

Shug Dye · « **Reply #60 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:46:19 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 19, 2012, 12:45:07 PM

How does a Bammerneck who works at Hibbett (with shitty benefits and pay) and has a new baby afford a ticket and trip to the MNC game?

The Harvey Updyke Fund.

Godfather · « **Reply #61 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:00:39 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on January 19, 2012, 12:45:07 PM

How does a Bammerneck who works at Hibbett (with shitty benefits and pay) and has a new baby afford a ticket and trip to the MNC game?

He house sits?

Saniflush · « **Reply #62 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:06:09 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2012, 12:18:12 PM

You go to Alabama and get an upper tier position in retail at one of the finer sporting goods outlets (In Malls everywhere) and just throw is all away.

Monitor warning.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #63 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:15:31 PM »

Guess he will be working for Regions Bank now...

JR4AU · « **Reply #64 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:08:38 PM »

Somebody needs to put this story in schools once it's concluded to show today's kids that A: all the stupid fucking shit you think is "ok" isn't, the world is still filled with grown ups, and B: stop fucking filming all the fucking stupid shit you do to show it off, or in this case doing while numerous people are filming and taking pics. Today's youth really are different, they're dumbass attention whores. Every one of them feels like they've got to be noticed and heard from.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #65 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:14:30 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on January 19, 2012, 02:08:38 PM

Somebody needs to put this story in schools once it's concluded to show today's kids that A: all the stupid fucking shit you think is "ok" isn't, the world is still filled with grown ups, and B: stop fucking filming all the fucking stupid shit you do to show it off, or in this case doing while numerous people are filming and taking pics. Today's youth really are different, they're dumbass attention whores. Every one of them feels like they've got to be noticed and heard from.

Hey you....yeah, you.....get the hell off my lawn

Godfather · « **Reply #66 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:23:56 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on January 19, 2012, 02:08:38 PM

Somebody needs to put this story in schools once it's concluded to show today's kids that A: all the stupid fucking shit you think is "ok" isn't, the world is still filled with grown ups, and B: stop fucking filming all the fucking stupid shit you do to show it off, or in this case doing while numerous people are filming and taking pics. Today's youth really are different, they're dumbass attention whores. Every one of them feels like they've got to be noticed and heard from.

I always thought it was better to thin the herd. You know the world needs ditch-diggers too.

JR4AU · « **Reply #67 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:35:37 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 19, 2012, 02:23:56 PM

I always thought it was better to thin the herd. You know the world needs ditch-diggers too.

This is true.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #68 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:41:27 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 19, 2012, 02:23:56 PM

I always thought it was better to thin the herd. You know the world needs ditch-diggers too.

Saaay...I'm having a party on my yacht, Saturday night. How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #69 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2012, 02:41:27 PM

Saaay...I'm having a party on my yacht, Saturday night. How'd you like to come over and mow my lawn?

Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

Godfather · « **Reply #70 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:04:12 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2012, 02:57:39 PM

Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

Say I bet you were somethin before electricity.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #71 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:24:00 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 19, 2012, 03:04:12 PM

Say I bet you were somethin before electricity.

How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #72 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:27:03 PM »

Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

djsimp · « **Reply #73 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:33:57 PM »

I was born to love you / I was born to lick your face / I was born to rub you / but you were born to rub me first /... What do you say we take this out on the patio?

Godfather · « **Reply #74 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:36:21 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 19, 2012, 03:24:00 PM

How'd you like to make $14 the hard way?

Oh..your a good boy a wonderful boy. Now I know why Tigers eat their young

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #75 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:39:41 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 19, 2012, 03:36:21 PM

Oh..your a good boy a wonderful boy. Now I know why Tigers eat their young

Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.

Godfather · « **Reply #76 on:** January 19, 2012, 03:57:38 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2012, 03:39:41 PM

Oh Porterhouse, look at the wax build up on these shoes I want that wax stripped off there, then I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois, and I want them now. Chop chop.

Say your Excellency...have you heard the latest one about the jew, the catholic, and the colored boy that went to heaven?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #77 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:07:50 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on January 19, 2012, 03:57:38 PM

Say your Excellency...have you heard the latest one about the jew, the catholic, and the colored boy that went to heaven?

Colored boy?

Saniflush · « **Reply #78 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:10:39 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on January 19, 2012, 04:07:50 PM

Colored boy?

You son of a bitch I'll fix you.

JR4AU · « **Reply #79 on:** January 19, 2012, 04:12:31 PM »

They got him..

http://deadspin.com/5877636/brian-downing-alleged-alabama-teabagger-has-turned-himself-in