Hello, this is Thrilla's agent.
He would like to thank you for your well wishes on his birthday yesterday. Unfortunately, he can't be on the board as much as he likes to because of the newfound success he's had in the donkey porn industry, which has been extremely lucrative - if not painful - for our resident swarthy Asian.
He sends his best and wishes a prosperus and well-lubricated 2012 for all members of this esteemed board.