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Ah Harpy Birfday...

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Ah Harpy Birfday...
« on: January 12, 2012, 11:40:17 AM »
To the swarthy Asian....

Thrilla (where ever you are)

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Re: Ah Harpy Birfday...
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 12:16:07 PM »
Rots of ruv.  Hoppy burrday
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Re: Ah Harpy Birfday...
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 01:17:35 PM »
Where has he been? Did he get deported back to Mexico???

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Re: Ah Harpy Birfday...
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2012, 12:43:42 PM »
Hello, this is Thrilla's agent.

He would like to thank you for your well wishes on his birthday yesterday.  Unfortunately, he can't be on the board as much as he likes to because of the newfound success he's had in the donkey porn industry, which has been extremely lucrative - if not painful - for our resident swarthy Asian.

He sends his best and wishes a prosperus and well-lubricated 2012 for all members of this esteemed board. 
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Re: Ah Harpy Birfday...
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2012, 12:57:28 PM »
Hello, this is Thrilla's agent.

He would like to thank you for your well wishes on his birthday yesterday.  Unfortunately, he can't be on the board as much as he likes to because of the newfound success he's had in the donkey porn industry, which has been extremely lucrative - if not painful - for our resident swarthy Asian.

He sends his best and wishes a prosperus and well-lubricated 2012 for all members of this esteemed board.

Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica!
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Re: Ah Harpy Birfday...
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2012, 12:59:28 PM »
Happy Birthday.  Don't get SARS.
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