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Van Gorder makin it rain...

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Van Gorder makin it rain...
« on: January 12, 2012, 10:42:08 AM »
He is expected to sign a multi-year contract worth approximately $850,000 a year. That will make him the highest-paid defensive coordinator in school history and one of the highest-paid assistant coaches in the country. Auburn's last defensive coordinator, Ted Roof, made $500,000 in 2011. Gus Malzahn made $1.3 million in 2011 as the Tigers' offensive coordinator.

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Re: Van Gorder makin it rain...
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2012, 10:44:08 AM »
The Victoryland money train rides on!
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Re: Van Gorder makin it rain...
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2012, 10:46:13 AM »
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Re: Van Gorder makin it rain...
« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2012, 10:48:12 AM »
Ted Roof, made $500,000 in 2011

A dollar per point? 
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Re: Van Gorder makin it rain...
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2012, 10:57:39 AM »
The Victoryland money train rides on!

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Re: Van Gorder makin it rain...
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2012, 12:14:37 PM »
He is expected to sign a multi-year contract worth approximately $850,000 a year. That will make him the highest-paid defensive coordinator in school history and one of the highest-paid assistant coaches in the country. Auburn's last defensive coordinator, Ted Roof, made $500,000 in 2011. Gus Malzahn made $1.3 million in 2011 as the Tigers' offensive coordinator.

See!  Proof that Van Gorder is 70% better than Roof!
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