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Updykes' revenge
« on: January 09, 2012, 10:49:42 PM »
LSU looks to be a team uninspired. The Updykes are about to get their revenge.

Jefferson is shitting the bed so far. Wonder if his bookie is involved?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 11:20:09 PM »
That's the only part that bothers me.  Harvey Updyke is having a party right now in the Superdome.

Why?  Because he poisoned Toomer's Oaks.  That malevolent act got him BCS tickets.
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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 11:22:41 PM »
FUCKJ that cokhsucker updyke. Stupid mothernufucker.

Vant belirve thusis shit.
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Re: Updykes' revenge
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 11:26:42 PM »
Quote from: RWS on January 09, 2012, 11:22:41 PM
FUCKJ that cokhsucker updyke. Stupid mothernufucker.

Vant belirve thusis shit.

Someone is hitting the Peppermint Schnapps hard


Somewhere a goat cries, for it is going to be raped tonight!
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Re: Updykes' revenge
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 11:28:24 PM »
hahahah sabann is such ba fucking dickl hole
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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 11:29:23 PM »
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Re: Updykes' revenge
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 11:42:01 PM »
Quote from: RWS on January 09, 2012, 11:28:24 PM
hahahah sabann is such ba fucking dickl hole

Your dumb ass shouldn't have had that third zima...
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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 11:49:31 PM »
Now every toothless bastard in the south will be buying a bumper sticker and adding another patch to their bammer fake letterman's jacket. SHIT!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Updykes' revenge
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 11:49:46 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on January 09, 2012, 11:42:01 PM
Your dumb ass shouldn't have had that third zima...
Love you mas n
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2012, 12:16:38 AM »
I hope that updyke fuck had a fucking heart attack and died in the fucking third quarter. 

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2012, 01:02:35 AM »
chiz ysiiper class. er egale chiz
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2012, 04:21:50 AM »
Choke on this Updykes...
Notice the Top left of the screen "crimson tide wins their 9th National Title".


Coach Chizik said to Desmond, as they were closing up their statements, "I've got a little more work to do for Auburn to surpass the 9 National Championships won by bama."

Btw, a caption on the big guy wearing the yellow staff shirt behind them would be hilarious.
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Re: Updykes' revenge
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2012, 09:46:56 AM »
Quote from: The Prowler on January 10, 2012, 04:21:50 AM
Choke on this Updykes...
Notice the Top left of the screen "crimson tide wins their 9th National Title".


Coach Chizik said to Desmond, as they were closing up their statements, "I've got a little more work to do for Auburn to surpass the 9 National Championships won by bama."

Btw, a caption on the big guy wearing the yellow staff shirt behind them would be hilarious.

This is why I say Coach Chizik 'gets' it.
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Re: Updykes' revenge
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2012, 10:45:21 AM »
Hey, I drunk type fairly well!
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2012, 11:05:49 AM »
Quote from: RWS on January 10, 2012, 10:45:21 AM
Hey, I drunk type fairly well!

You sure about that. Just wondering, did you give the goat a kiss after you drunk corked it?
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« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2012, 03:57:46 PM »
Quote from: djsimp on January 10, 2012, 11:05:49 AM
You sure about that. Just wondering, did you give the goat a kiss after you drunk corked it?
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
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