If it red like a Bama hat, if it gots dat scrip A like a Bama hat, if da' bitch wearin' it ack like a Bama fan.....
I'm callin' it a Bama hat til you proves me uttahwise. I done seen plenny o Bama hats like dat. Jus' cause it ain't gots no hownstoof shit on it don mean it ain't no Bama hat.
Iss a Bama hat.
Bitch