Fuck that. He was going to have to buy that shit eventually anyway. He is saving money making it part of Christmas...
You fuckers keep missing the fundamental part of this. Don't buy it.
You really need your own TV show to rival Dr. Phil."Shut the fuck up, next.""Don't buy it, dumbass."It would be ratings gold.
Oh hell yea. Once a week we can have the DNA lottery to find out who baby daddy is as well.
I can't wait for the "Eating disorder" episode."I'm too fat." "Don't eat so much, and do more situps, dumbass.""I'm anorexic." "I give a fuck. Well good! Since it's voluntary it's time for you to move to Africa so I can stop having to watch Sally Struthers on my TV."