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Happy New Year....
« on: December 31, 2011, 06:14:43 PM »
dick munchers! May 2012 bring you prosperity and happiness (and maybe a handjob or 3).

My resolution for the upcoming year is to have more than 100 posts; exceeding 2011's total by 28.39%.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2011, 08:21:38 PM »
Happy New Years, peeps. 
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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2011, 10:48:16 PM »
Merry new year!
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2012, 12:47:04 AM »
Happy Dick Clark puppet stroke day.
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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2012, 11:21:00 PM »
Happy New Year shitheads!
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Courage is only fear holding on a minute longer.--George S. Patton

There are gonna be days when you lay your guts on the line and you come away empty handed, there ain't a damn thing you can do about it but go back out there and lay em on the line again...and again, and again! -- Coach Pat Dye

It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2012, 12:05:51 AM »
Is it 2012 already?  Happy Mayan death year!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2012, 07:08:18 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on January 02, 2012, 12:05:51 AM
Is it 2012 already?  Happy Mayan death year!

I didn't even know they were sick.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2012, 11:18:09 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on January 03, 2012, 07:08:18 AM
I didn't even know they were sick.
They've been dying for years.
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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2012, 12:21:34 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 03, 2012, 11:18:09 AM
They've been dying for years.

Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.
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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2012, 12:33:17 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on January 03, 2012, 12:21:34 PM
Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.

They've been in intensive care for eight weeks!!!
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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2012, 12:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on January 03, 2012, 12:33:17 PM
They've been in intensive care for eight weeks!!!

Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.
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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2012, 12:46:03 PM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on January 03, 2012, 12:35:49 PM
Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.

What kind of a name is Poon?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2012, 12:46:57 PM »
Comanche Indian.
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Re: Happy New Year....
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2012, 12:51:41 PM »
You know, I came this close to buying this place, but then I found out that Hop-along Cassidy killed himself here.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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