Atlanta GAJanuary 1, 2012 - Seismic rumblings that have shaken Atlanta in the last 24 hours have been traced to a small cemetery outside the city. From all indications it appears that former Georgia Tech head coach Bobby Dodd is spinning so fast in his grave that the motion is setting off seismic indicators. Tremors have been felt as far away as Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Stillwater Oklahoma. AP Southeast bureau chief Barley Fairborne reports that when standing next to the grave of Dodd you can feel the earth rippling and hear what appear to be words or phrases floating up from the disturbed ground. "I've been here since last night when the shocks first rocked the city," Fairborne said in an exclusive interview. "The first shocks were reported around 10 EST and almost immediately traced to the cemetery. Once on the scene we could see dirt flying and the shaking was so severe it made it nearly impossible to keep our feet. "You could hear moaning coming from the gravesite and it seemed as if you could make out certain specific words. We taped the sounds and using advanced engineering tools we are confident these are the words that keep being repeated: 'Classless''Redneck''Dumbass''Asshole''Moron''Bumpkin'and'Pig-eyed jackass' "Fairborne said research teams are in the process of trying to determine what correlation those words and phrases might have to the seismic shockwaves that have buffetted the nation. Coincidentally Clemson head coach Dumbo Swinney was named the recipient of the Bobby Dodd National Coach of the Year Award Saturday night. The award is presented to a BCS coach who best represents quality on and off the field.www.espn.daboswinneyisafisheyedfool.com/fisheyedfool#
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