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Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?

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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2008, 04:41:00 PM »
Speaking of hookin' a brotha' up, are you around town July 8-14? 

He'll still be recovering from me being down there over the 4th.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2008, 04:42:17 PM »
He'll still be recovering from me being down there over the 4th.

Que?

Are you going to be in PC or will you be joining the civilized folk over here in D-town?
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« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2008, 04:44:56 PM »
Que?

Are you going to be in PC or will you be joining the civilized folk over here in D-town?

Bitch.  I done told you that we would be in PC but we could probably head that way seeing how you are too good to go anywhere outside of Okaloosa County.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2008, 04:46:23 PM »
Bitch.  I done told you that we would be in PC but we could probably head that way seeing how you are too good to go anywhere outside of Okaloosa County.

I might have been drinking when we had this alleged conversation.

Walton County is the extreme limit of my forays farther into the panhandle.  Bay County...out of the question.

I might be able to meet you in the middle.  Might.
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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2008, 04:55:07 PM »
Dude.

We talked about this.

Hook a brotha up.

Wes, I might've been drinking when we had this conversation too (or had a seductive, nubian goddess dancing in my lap).  I could get you in touch with the developers that we do work with; I think that I have your card with an email address.
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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2008, 04:57:40 PM »
Wes, I might've been drinking when we had this conversation too (or had a seductive, nubian goddess dancing in my lap).

At certain points in the evening, all of the above-referenced distractions were in play.  No worries.

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I could get you in touch with the developers that we do work with; I think that I have your card with an email address.

That would be peachy.  More steak and strippers for you next time I'm in ATL.
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« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2008, 04:57:58 PM »
Down all week for the annual bar convention at Sandestin.  Early morning meetings :taunt: for a few days.  Yep, I'll be available.  I'll expect hookers and weed.
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« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2008, 04:58:11 PM »
I might have been drinking when we had this alleged conversation.

Walton County is the extreme limit of my forays farther into the panhandle.  Bay County...out of the question.

I might be able to meet you in the middle.  Might.

I don't think his business extends out of Fulton county.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2008, 05:00:51 PM »
Down all week for the annual bar convention at Sandestin.  Early morning meetings :taunt: for a few days.

Oh yeah, I got that flyer.  I'm sure you'll be very productive in your meetings and make some very valuable connections with your fellow barristers.

Or you might just stay drunk.

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 Yep, I'll be available.  I'll expect hookers and weed.

Excellent.  I'm to assume that the family won't be making this trip?
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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2008, 05:02:22 PM »
I don't think his business extends out of Fulton county.

Dammit, Pyle, did your parents have any children that lived?

Start making sense.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
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« Reply #30 on: June 10, 2008, 05:05:39 PM »
Dammit, Pyle, did your parents have any children that lived?

Start making sense.

Why start now?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #31 on: June 10, 2008, 05:06:43 PM »
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« Reply #32 on: June 10, 2008, 05:08:22 PM »
Humor me.

Okay. 
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #33 on: June 10, 2008, 05:09:04 PM »
Okay. 
What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Charge him extra for the additional cleanup?
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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #34 on: June 10, 2008, 05:20:06 PM »
Charge him extra for the additional cleanup?

"Walk him and pitch to the rhino, but that's not important now."

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #35 on: June 10, 2008, 05:21:22 PM »
"Walk him and pitch to the rhino, but that's not important now."



Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....can't believe I whiffed.

Kudos to you, good sir.
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Re: Is there a posting holiday that no one told me about?
« Reply #36 on: June 10, 2008, 10:45:47 PM »
Yes, the fam will be present; however, they have no clue how many meetings I MUST attend, nor how long they last.  We'll be staying in Santa Rosa Beach.

Sooooo...bring on the gunji and women who work hard for dead presidents.
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« Reply #37 on: June 11, 2008, 01:51:20 AM »
Yes, the fam will be present; however, they have no clue how many meetings I MUST attend, nor how long they last.  We'll be staying in Santa Rosa Beach.

Sooooo...bring on the gunji and women who work hard for dead presidents.
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« Reply #38 on: June 11, 2008, 02:19:05 AM »
Wow!  Is that ever a classic?!  I didn't think that story was being taught or read in school any more.  That was one of my favorites.

My son had to read it in 7th grade Honor's English.  He also went to a production of short stories at the Alabama Theatre and saw it live.  The group that did it was quite good. 
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« Reply #39 on: June 11, 2008, 07:05:24 AM »
My son had to read it in 7th grade Honor's English.  He also went to a production of short stories at the Alabama Theatre and saw it live.  The group that did it was quite good. 

If he doesn't stand up in front of the school during assembly and The Complete Tales of Uncle-Remus with full dialog inflection, he ain't got a hair on his as.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."