Chizik & Kelly Doing Commentary For The GGETB(R)P

[AUChizad]

http://www.usatoday.com/sports/story/2011-12-26/hiestand/52245636/1

Spice rack: ESPN, says spokesman Mike Humes, will announce today that coaches being added as guest GameDay analysts during the Bowl Championship Series games will include Southern California's Lane Kiffin at the Rose Bowl. On Jan. 8 and 9, on-site in New Orleans for the title game, last year's championship game coaches — Auburn's Gene Chizik and Oregon's Chip Kelly — will get shots at creating video for potential future TV jobs. As this year's bowls seem to be producing less buzz than any in recent memory, ESPN's ratings are down 17%. … As ESPN2's First Take morning show gets rejiggered to stress more debate and pontificating, co-host Dana Jacobson will leave for new assignments. Jay Crawford will remain as the sole host. …Terry Bradshaw is the newest weight-loss pitchman for Nutrisystem, following TNT's Charles Barkley touting his diminishment for Weight Watchers. It would be more compelling if each hyped hair restoratives.

[Snaggletiger]

Coach Chizik, you played both these teams so you have a great perspective.  Do you think these are the two best teams in America?

Fuck you.  That midget bitch is paying players and stealing recruits.  He can take his commitment and shove it right up his pansey ass.

Oookaaayyy...let's move over to Chip Kelly. 

[Townhallsavoy]

"Chip, what about this LSU team?  After facing them the first week of the season, how difficult is it going to be for Alabama to win this game?"

"Did you know that I had no idea who Willie Lyles was until LSU told me about him?  They gave me all this information about how he can use bags or drop offs or something, but I ignored that part because I just wanted game film from all of our recruits' seventh grade years."

[dallaswareagle]

Over to Lane Kiffen:   Lane why are you here?

Why shouldn’t I be? I didn’t lose to LSU.

[Snaggletiger]

Sooo Gene, you're currently operating without both your offensive and defensive coordinators.  As you know, Coach Saban will soon be looking for one himself.  How does that affect a team's psyche as they....

Fuck off.  You think I care what that dwarf ass bitch or his team are going through?  He's the highest paid coach in America and his team has the highest payroll in D1.  They don't give a flying finger fuck what Jim Macaweinie is doing. 

[Buzz Killington]

One thing's for sure...Chizik's feet will be touching the foot rest on the stool.

[Snaggletiger]

One thing's for sure...Chizik's feet will be touching the foot rest on the stool.

The Chin just turned 50...I believe yesterday. 


Has no bearing on this particular topic.  Just thought I'd throw that in.

[AWK]

The Chin just turned 50...I believe yesterday. 


Has no bearing on this particular topic.  Just thought I'd throw that in.

You know the rule here, no shower pics from BIL no story.

[djsimp]

One thing's for sure...Chizik's feet will be touching the foot rest on the stool.

However, Kelley's feet will be dangling helplessly from the first stool rung.

[Snaggletiger]

You know the rule here, no shower pics from BIL no story.

I just sent them to you by PM.  You didn't get em'?