40" 1080p flat screen HDTV, DVDs, carpet cleaning machine, clothes, cash, gift cards, stocking stuff.
I got a new house on an acre out in BFE. And a 48 bottle wine chiller for the kitchen.
A Montgomery county plat book so I know whose property I'm about to trench.Defining moments Auburn dvds.Some new shirts.Money.
Oh yeah, my wife gave me a blowjob.
Liar. Wives do not give blow jobs to their husbands.
Nothing says I love you quite like a plat book.
Liar. Wives do not give blow jobs.