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The Hobbit
« on: December 20, 2011, 11:52:35 PM »
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Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 07:49:28 AM »
I'm 100% watching Vandy in that one.
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 08:28:14 AM »
Great.  Another movie of people walking the entire time.

I hope somebody straight up bricks in his mouth.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2011, 08:43:41 AM »
Great.  Another movie of people walking the entire time.

I hope somebody straight up bricks in his mouth.

Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 09:14:09 AM »
Can't wait.  Not too proud to admit that I read all of Tolkien's stuff as a kid and still grab the Lord of the Ring's off the book shelf about once a year.  Hobbit was more kiddie lit than his other stuff, but I'll be there opening night and come Academy Award time I'll be pulling for VV to bring home the Oscar.
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Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 10:08:22 AM »
You're not proud to admit it?

I am!  I can't wait for The Hobbit.  Loved the book.  Loved the Rings trilogy.  Loved Jackson's adaptation.  This is for sure going to be great. 
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2011, 10:21:06 AM »
Hey faggot, they're not gay! They're hobbits!

I think you and Wes are the only ones here who understand me.
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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2011, 11:04:42 AM »
I think you and Wes are the only ones here who understand me.
All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."
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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2011, 11:05:56 AM »
All right, look, there's only one "Return," okay, and it ain't "of the King," it's "of the Jedi."

Make that three.

I'm taking it back.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 11:14:43 AM »
You're not proud to admit it?

I am!  I can't wait for The Hobbit.  Loved the book.  Loved the Rings trilogy.  Loved Jackson's adaptation.  This is for sure going to be great.

Said not too proud.
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Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 11:41:36 AM »
Make that three.

I'm taking it back.

You think you're the only ones into inter-species erotica?

Also, yes, I rock face in this movie.  And by "rock face," I mean blow hobbits.  We are gay, and I will get bricked in the mouth as many times as it requires to win the Academy Award for sexiest hobbit.
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Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2011, 12:50:40 PM »
You think you're the only ones into inter-species erotica?


Is that you Kinky Kelly?
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Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 01:08:39 PM »
Is that you Kinky Kelly?

This is Kelly.  I'm the Sexy Stud.
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Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2011, 02:07:59 PM »
Tim from the original version of The Office (who the character of Jim in the American version was based on) is pretty perfect casting for this. Only because VV's only previous acting roles were in gay porn.
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Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2011, 10:54:12 AM »
Please allow me to say that the only movie I could have less interest in would be Blades of Glory II. 

Confused as to why that trailer would possibly excite or attract anyone. 
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Re: The Hobbit
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2011, 11:31:59 AM »
Make that three.

I'm taking it back.

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