And the #1 answer for "The most terrible Fucking Coaching Decision Ever..."

[Kaos]

Is he getting a new house and two new vehicles every year?  If not, then it's a pay cut for every year after his first.

This is neither here nor there when discussing whether it was the "right" decision for him to make, but I think it's pretty clear that it was a pay cut.

Fuck.  I've been doing it wrong. 

Somebody call the bank for me and tell them I only have to pay for my house for ONE year.  After that it doesn't count. 

And call them about my cars, too. 

I need a refund on any payments I made after the first year. 

[Buzz Killington]

I'm going to have to step in here for GF and call it...

-1000 to each and every one of you who have just quoted Kid & Play.  May God have mercy on your souls.

[Saniflush]

I'm going to have to step in here for GF and call it...

-1000 to each and every one of you who have just quoted Kid & Play.  May God have mercy on your souls.

I figured you would do it next.

[djsimp]

I'm going to have to step in here for GF and call it...

-1000 to each and every one of you who have just quoted Kid & Play.  May God have mercy on your souls.

Yo, I'l put my foot so far up yo ass you be shittin' sneaker for a month

[Snaggletiger]

I'm going to have to step in here for GF and call it...

-1000 to each and every one of you who have just quoted Kid & Play.  May God have mercy on your souls.

Problem is....you recognized it. 

I smell.....I smell....PUSSY

[djsimp]

Problem is....you recognized it. 

I smell.....I smell....PUSSY

What's the name of that group? Public Enemy? Public Enima? What the hell's a Public Enima anyway? Hey! Shut up all that damn noise!

[Snaggletiger]

What's the name of that group? Public Enemy? Public Enima? What the hell's a Public Enima anyway? Hey! Shut up all that damn noise!

Richard Pryor said that when he was in prison, he kept folks laughing to keep their mind off his booty. Do you know any jokes?
I don't know any jokes.
Well, you better think of something.
What if I can't think of anything?
Light's out, party's over, cake's on the griddle, and you're already greased.

[djsimp]

Richard Pryor said that when he was in prison, he kept folks laughing to keep their mind off his booty. Do you know any jokes?
I don't know any jokes.
Well, you better think of something.
What if I can't think of anything?
Light's out, party's over, cake's on the griddle, and you're already greased.

I don't know why they named that boy that African name. Knowing he from Cleveland!

[Godfather]

I was born to dance.  Learned the "Wobble" just last weekend.

Ah but can you dougie?

[djsimp]

Ah but can you dougie?

They be like Smoove (what?)
Can u teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
'Cause all da bitches love me (aye! )

[Vandy Vol]

Fuck.  I've been doing it wrong. 

Somebody call the bank for me and tell them I only have to pay for my house for ONE year.  After that it doesn't count. 

And call them about my cars, too. 

I need a refund on any payments I made after the first year.

Umm, I think you misunderstood my post; house payments weren't even part of the discussion.

Several people are saying that leaving Auburn did not result in a pay cut for Malzahn because he is being given an $850,000 salary and a $500,000 house.  $850,000 + $500,000 = $1.35 million, so voila!  He's making just as much at Arkansas State as he did at Auburn.

However, he's not being given a new house every year.  His second year there, he's only going to be getting an $850,000 salary.  There won't be another $500,000 house given to him in order to bring the value of his salary up to $1.35 million.

And like GH said, we don't even know if he's being given actual ownership of the house.

[JR4AU]

Umm, I think you misunderstood my post; house payments weren't even part of the discussion.

Several people are saying that leaving Auburn did not result in a pay cut for Malzahn because he is being given an $850,000 salary and a $500,000 house.  $850,000 + $500,000 = $1.35 million, so voila!  He's making just as much at Arkansas State as he did at Auburn.

However, he's not being given a new house every year.  His second year there, he's only going to be getting an $850,000 salary.  There won't be another $500,000 house given to him in order to bring the value of his salary up to $1.35 million.

And like GH said, we don't even know if he's being given actual ownership of the house.

Only those that want to focus on "taking a pay cut to leave Auburn" vs. " stepping up from Asst. Coach to getting a HC job" give a single fucking shit about any of that.   

[Vandy Vol]

Only those that want to focus on "taking a pay cut to leave Auburn" vs. " stepping up from Asst. Coach to getting a HC job" give a single fucking shit about any of that.

Like I already said, the fact that he took a pay cut is neither here nor there when discussing whether it was the "right" decision for him.  I'm not saying that he's a dumb ass because his pay was cut by $X.

My only point is that it was incorrect to state that this is not a pay cut due to the value of the house, a one-time gift that won't recur and thus won't increase his annually received salary amount for years to come.

[JR4AU]

Like I already said, the fact that he took a pay cut is neither here nor there when discussing whether it was the "right" decision for him.  I'm not saying that he's a dumb ass because his pay was cut by $X.

My only point is that it was incorrect to state that this is not a pay cut due to the value of the house, a one-time gift that won't recur and thus won't increase his annually received salary amount for years to come.

Oh, well since you put it that way...


























I still don't give a shit.

[Vandy Vol]