Look who I saw this weekend...

[Buzz Killington]

We stayed the weekend at the Opryland Hotel and at the beginning of the "Shrektacular" show, they took a volunteer to practice the Penguins of Madagascar's dance moves.  He introduced himself as James, that was in "athletics."  I'm not sure anyone else in the audience had any idea who he was...

[AUJarhead]

How much has that area recovered from the flood?  Everything open around that area now?

[Buzz Killington]

How much has that area recovered from the flood?  Everything open around that area now?

The hotel itself is fine, but the outlet mall won't be completely re-opened until March or so.  We didn't go over there, but I believe the Bass Pro Shops and Dave & Busters were open already though.

[Saniflush]

Ok I'll bite. 
Who is it?

[AUJarhead]

Ok I'll bite. 
Who is it?

James Franklin, Vandy's head coach.

[djsimp]

I was looking at the other guy and thinking a famous field goal kicker or maybe Buzz's favorite Salsa dancer.

[Buzz Killington]

I was looking at the other guy and thinking a famous field goal kicker or maybe Buzz's favorite Salsa dancer.

No way...that guy is definitely no Don Juan DeJesus.

I figured Vandy Vol needed some new material for his spank bank too.

[Saniflush]

I hope you were able to contain yourself during your brush with greatness.

[djsimp]

I figured Vandy Vol needed some new material for his spank bank too.

He likes the greasy hair look. I heard that likes the jalapeno poppers.

[Buzz Killington]

I hope you were able to contain yourself during your brush with greatness.

I almost rushed the stage, but Shrek held me back.

[GH2001]

No way...that guy is definitely no Don Juan DeJesus.

I figured Vandy Vol needed some new material for his spank bank too.

probably spanked off 4 times before you even had a chance to write above post.

[djsimp]

probably spanked off 4 times before you even had a chance to write above post.

Twice for James Franklin and twice for Don Juan.

[Vandy Vol]

I always wanted double penetration from two people with different ethnic backgrounds.

[JR4AU]

I always wanted double penetration from two people with different ethnic backgrounds.

DUDE!

[Vandy Vol]

DUDE!

Yes, dudes.

[Snaggletiger]

Yes, dudes.

I had to laff

[AUChizad]

I always wanted double penetration from two people with different ethnic backgrounds.

I believe that's called the Human Centipede of Babylon.

[CCTAU]

I believe that's called the Human Centipede of Babylon.

I believe it is ceremoniously performed after a nice little elephant walk.

[Vandy Vol]

I believe that's called the Human Centipede of Babylon.

It's the Eiffel Tower of Ethnic Excellence.

I believe it is ceremoniously performed after a nice little elephant walk.

Ceremonial sex acts are only reserved for special occasions.  For instance, I perform the Alaskan Snow Dragon every Christmas, and the Alabama Hot Pocket every Fourth of July.  Double penetration, however, is a mundane, everyday thing.