Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #20 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:34:21 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 11:28:09 AM

E-Penis....you have it.

Kidding aside, saying "gooder" is facetious. Or a discussion about RWS and season tickets. ~snicker~

Saying Michael Dyer is off the team when he isn't - whether temporary or permanant? Not very facetious to me, whether you meant it in jest or not. Unless I missed something Chizik said.

Forgive me if I am a little senstive to misleading headlines after the shit Cam was put through. This is more directed at Hokansen than you.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious

It's like when we say Prowler's skreets are impeccable...unless they aren't.

It's like saying Obama is the messiah of American politics...unless he isn't.

It's like saying Dyer is off the team...unless he's not.

GH2001 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:49:49 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 11:34:21 AM

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious

It's like when we say Prowler's skreets are impeccable...unless they aren't.

It's like saying Obama is the messiah of American politics...unless he isn't.

It's like saying Dyer is off the team...unless he's not.

Thanks for posting that link. I had no idea what it meant.

I saw no sarcasm in your OP or Hokensan's. It's just my take. You appeared to be reporting his news rfom twitter with an eye catching thread title that would make some gasp.

AUChizad · « **Reply #22 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:51:22 AM »

GH2001 · « **Reply #23 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:53:39 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on December 13, 2011, 11:51:22 AM

careful....you will be called a GOTDAMMMED MOTHERFUCKER if you make one more misstep.

JR4AU · « **Reply #24 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:15:51 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 11:34:21 AM

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/facetious

It's like when we say Prowler's skreets are impeccable...unless they aren't.

It's like saying Obama is the messiah of American politics...unless he isn't.

It's like saying Dyer is off the team...unless he's not.

SEMANTICS! MOTHER FUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Six = Half Dozen

Off the team, with a possible opportunity to earn your spot back = Indefinite Suspension.

JR4AU · « **Reply #25 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:27:37 PM »

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Gene Chizik said Mike Dyer is "temporarily off the team", was reluctant to say the ball is in Dyer's court to return.
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Besides, this tweet is in direct conflict with what Chiz said.

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2011/12/gene_chizik_says_mike_dyer_has.html

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ATLANTA -- Coach Gene Chizik says All-SEC running back Mike Dyer will have to meet certain criteria if he plans to play at Auburn again.

"When you see him back in an Auburn jersey, you know he's done everything we've asked him to do," Chizik said at a Chick-fil-A Bowl press gathering Monday. Sunday, Chizik suspended his top running back indefinitely for violations of undisclosed team rules. Monday, he specifically said Dyer won't play against Virginia on New Year's Eve.

He did discuss it, and said Dyer could return.

Shug Dye · « **Reply #26 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:33:55 PM »

Oh for crissakes. Piss puddles everywhere.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #27 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:37:56 PM »

Dyer was smoking pot so he was too stoned to go to class or get a lot of carries in the game. Technically, he's not on the team unless he is.

AWK · « **Reply #28 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:39:10 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:01:34 AM

I forgot facetious thread titles were illegal at the X. Sorry for partying.

My name is AWK, and I like to party.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #29 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:39:27 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on December 13, 2011, 01:33:55 PM

Oh for crissakes. Piss puddles everywhere.

I was just trying to make a person chuckle. For fuck's sake. It's Christmas!

Shug Dye · « **Reply #30 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:41:43 PM »

I giggle every time you call someone a motherfucker, for the record.

Especially in all caps. I love me some caps.

AWK · « **Reply #31 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:42:29 PM »

Quote from: Shug Dye on December 13, 2011, 01:41:43 PM

I giggle every time you call someone a motherfucker, for the record.

Especially in all caps. I love me some caps.

CUNNILINGUS

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:42:46 PM »

Quote from: AWK on December 13, 2011, 01:39:10 PM

My name is AWK, and I like to party.

Every day I'm shufflin'

JR4AU · « **Reply #33 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:48:22 PM »

Quote from: AWK on December 13, 2011, 01:42:29 PM

CUNNILINGUS

Sweet hustle. I love the moving text!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #34 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:50:16 PM »

Did you heah that Colonel Angus is coming tonight?

djsimp · « **Reply #35 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:52:54 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 01:50:16 PM

Did you heah that Colonel Angus is coming tonight?

No, but I heard he was.

GH2001 · « **Reply #36 on:** December 13, 2011, 01:59:44 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 01:39:27 PM

I was just trying to make a person chuckle. For fuck's sake. It's Christmas!

Your Sunday morning commentary after games is funnier. Serious. A blend of dry humor mixed with subtle wit. Thats what Imma talkin bout.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #37 on:** December 13, 2011, 02:23:41 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 01:50:16 PM

Did you heah that Colonel Angus is coming tonight?

I hear he's a master debater

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #38 on:** December 13, 2011, 02:27:28 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2011, 02:23:41 PM

I hear he's a master debater

There's a carriage on the horizon!

Oh? Well, where, dear child?

There! Traveling down the road! Darting in and out of the cotton!

Oh.. oh! Well, that must be the Colonel! Colonel Angus!

wesfau2 · « **Reply #39 on:** December 13, 2011, 03:21:37 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 01:39:27 PM

I was just trying to make a person chuckle. For fuck's sake. It's Christmas!

The problem wasn't intent, but execution. It was just a shitty joke. All jokes rely upon an exaggeration of some sort to get the lulz. Your thread title lacked any hyperbole and, therefore, failed as a joke.