Dyer Has Been Permanently Dismissed from the Team

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** December 12, 2011, 09:01:21 PM »

At least...for a temporary amount of time.

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Gene Chizik said Mike Dyer is "temporarily off the team", was reluctant to say the ball is in Dyer's court to return.
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AWK · « **Reply #1 on:** December 12, 2011, 09:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 12, 2011, 09:01:21 PM

At least...for a temporary amount of time.

Ok, what the hell does that mean?

AWK · « **Reply #2 on:** December 12, 2011, 09:08:51 PM »

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Hey everyone.

So Gene Chizik is in Atlanta today for a Chick-fil-A Bowl press conference. Moments before the presser itself, he spoke with reporters and offered this short statement:

“I’m not going to go into any of the details. He will not participate in the bowl game. When you see him back in an Auburn jersey you will know he’s done everything we’ve asked him to do.”

He also said this:

“(Dyer) won’t be practicing for the bowl game. He won’t be playing in the bowl game. If he does the things we ask him to do, you’ll see him back in an Auburn uniform. If he doesn’t, you won’t.”

JR4AU · « **Reply #3 on:** December 13, 2011, 08:50:04 AM »

I think Chiz was clear in his presser yesterday. Dyer will wear an Auburn uniform again WHEN he takes the steps necessary to make that happen. I understand it to mean he has to do certain things, and if he doesn't he won't be back. Pretty simple stuff.

djsimp · « **Reply #4 on:** December 13, 2011, 08:52:38 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 08:50:04 AM

I think Chiz was clear in his presser yesterday. Dyer will wear an Auburn uniform again WHEN he takes the steps necessary to make that happen. I understand it to mean he has to do certain things, and if he doesn't he won't be back. Pretty simple stuff.

Although I really hate that there is the possibility of losing Dyer but there is no one player bigger than the team. Chizik did the right thing and I commend him for it. This is also a good little nugget for the rest of the team to witness as well.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 13, 2011, 09:56:24 AM »

Quote from: JR4AU on December 13, 2011, 08:50:04 AM

I think Chiz was clear in his presser yesterday. Dyer will wear an Auburn uniform again WHEN he takes the steps necessary to make that happen. I understand it to mean he has to do certain things, and if he doesn't he won't be back. Pretty simple stuff.

Chizik was pretty clear. The thread title is not.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:01:34 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on December 13, 2011, 09:56:24 AM

Chizik was pretty clear. The thread title is not.

I forgot facetious thread titles were illegal at the X. Sorry for partying.

GH2001 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:08:07 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:01:34 AM

I forgot facetious thread titles were illegal at the X. Sorry for partying.

Have to agree with Wes. You may have missed your calling as a newspaper or ESPN reporter.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #8 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:15:37 AM »

Quote from: GH2001 on December 13, 2011, 10:08:07 AM

Have to agree with Wes. You may have missed your calling as a newspaper or ESPN reporter.

FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team. Just a joke. Just a bit of playful banter. He tweeted it like it was new.

Again. Sorry for partying.

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:19:59 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:15:37 AM

FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team. Just a joke. Just a bit of playful banter. He tweeted it like it was new.

Again. Sorry for partying.

You Moos sure know how to party.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #10 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:21:22 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:15:37 AM

FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team. Just a joke. Just a bit of playful banter. He tweeted it like it was new.

Again. Sorry for partying.

Damn! Ya'll done went and made Townhall call somebody a MOTHERFUCKER.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #11 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:22:16 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on December 13, 2011, 10:19:59 AM

You Moos sure know how to party.

Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:26:33 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:15:37 AM

FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team. Just a joke. Just a bit of playful banter. He tweeted it like it was new.

Again. Sorry for partying.

I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

ssgaufan · « **Reply #13 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:27:47 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 13, 2011, 10:26:33 AM

I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

What?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:55:15 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:22:16 AM

Cut the horseshit, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the varsity swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

Sani will be deducting points here shortly

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #15 on:** December 13, 2011, 10:56:26 AM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 13, 2011, 10:55:15 AM

Sani will be deducting points here shortly

What'd I do wrong this time?

Fuck me. Revenge of the Nerds.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:02:08 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:56:26 AM

What'd I do wrong this time?

Fuck me. Revenge of the Nerds.

I had 10 taken off yesterday for quoting out of turn. I pity the fool that misses the movie.

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:06:39 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:56:26 AM

What'd I do wrong this time?

Fuck me. Revenge of the Nerds.

-10.

Wrong movie. Snaggle you only lost 5 for out of order. You lost the other 5 for having no nutts.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #18 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:08:12 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on December 13, 2011, 11:06:39 AM

-10.

Wrong movie. Snaggle you only lost 5 for out of order. You lost the other 5 for having no nutts.

Frick!!!

GH2001 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 13, 2011, 11:28:09 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 13, 2011, 10:15:37 AM

FACETIOUS MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

It was a play on JHoke saying he was temporarily off the team. Just a joke. Just a bit of playful banter. He tweeted it like it was new.

Again. Sorry for partying.

E-Penis....you have it.

Kidding aside, saying "gooder" is facetious. Or a discussion about RWS and season tickets. ~snicker~

Saying Michael Dyer is off the team when he isn't - whether temporary or permanant? Not very facetious to me, whether you meant it in jest or not. Unless I missed something Chizik said.

Forgive me if I am a little senstive to misleading headlines after the shit Cam was put through. This is more directed at Hokansen than you.