Cremate my fat ass and spread my ashes in the gulf of Mexico.
These 3 fagolas were sitting around after attending the funeral of their long time friend, remembering the gay times with him. He had been cremated and his ashes divided among the three of them. One said, "I'm going to take his ashes up to the mountains and throw them to the wind because that's where we met and started our relationship."
The next said, "Well, I'm going to the beach and rent a boat and I'll spread his ashes in the water because our first weekend together was on a tropical island."
The third said, "I'm going to go home and cook a pot of the hottest, spiciest chili I can make and I'm going to pour his ashes in there and have a bowl."
Why would you do that?
"Because on our first weekend together, he tore my ass up."