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Nick Saban is a motherfucker

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Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« on: December 08, 2011, 01:56:22 PM »
Word out of Memphis is that the deal for Bama's shitty offensive coordinator to take over the Tigers was essentially done. 

The FedEx honcho called Saban out of courtesy and to get his blessing.  Fucker. 

Instead Saban bagged on McElwain.  Kneecapped him. 

Memphis backpedaled.  Hired somebody else instead.

Currently being spun (and will be spun on Finebaum) that McElwain was offered, accepted and then out of loyalty to Saban and Bama reneged.    Not what happened.  Lord Saban gut cut his assistant and cost him a job. 
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« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2011, 02:03:02 PM »
Word out of Memphis is that the deal for Bama's shitty offensive coordinator to take over the Tigers was essentially done. 

The FedEx honcho called Saban out of courtesy and to get his blessing.  Fucker. 

Instead Saban bagged on McElwain.  Kneecapped him. 

Memphis backpedaled.  Hired somebody else instead.

Currently being spun (and will be spun on Finebaum) that McElwain was offered, accepted and then out of loyalty to Saban and Bama reneged.    Not what happened.  Lord Saban gut cut his assistant and cost him a job saved his reputation.

Nobody gets out of Memphis alive.
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Re: Nick Saban is a motherfucker
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2011, 02:05:08 PM »
Nobody gets out of Memphis alive.

Could be said the same for UAB.
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« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2011, 02:06:42 PM »
Word out of Memphis is that the deal for Bama's shitty offensive coordinator to take over the Tigers was essentially done. 

The FedEx honcho called Saban out of courtesy and to get his blessing.  Fucker. 

Instead Saban bagged on McElwain.  Kneecapped him. 

Memphis backpedaled.  Hired somebody else instead.

Currently being spun (and will be spun on Finebaum) that McElwain was offered, accepted and then out of loyalty to Saban and Bama reneged.    Not what happened.  Lord Saban gut cut his assistant and cost him a job.

What exactly did he do to queer the deal?
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« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2011, 02:08:57 PM »
Nobody gets out of Memphis alive.

Adam Richman on Man vs. Food had a great BBQ show from Memphis.  I bout' jizzed when he took a bite of the charred end of brisket. 

Oh, and Lord Saybinz is a mother fucker.
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2011, 02:09:31 PM »
What exactly did he do to queer the deal?
Quit being a douchebag contrarian and just go with the flow.....Saban is a motherfucker, aiiightt?
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« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2011, 02:10:36 PM »
Wait, first Memphis is the shittiest job in the world. Now Saban is a dick for supposedly scuttling the whole deal, because that's what you heard. Nice. I bet it has nothing to do with Fresno State being interested in McElwain. You know, the school he was OC at before he came to Alabama. Nope. No way. But some sportscaster news chick in Memphis says Nick Saban "did not give a bad nor 'glowing' review", and OMG HE KNEECAPPED HIM!!1!!

McElwain is replaceable. I don't see why Saban would fuck him over. Kirby Smart is fucking beyond critical to the team, and Saban didn't fuck him over. So I find it hard to believe.

But Saban is a motherfucker.
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« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2011, 02:11:20 PM »
Quit being a douchebag contrarian and just go with the flow.....Saban is a motherfucker, aiiightt?

No dispute on that, but I'm curious.
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« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2011, 02:16:25 PM »
This is the guy that will be running his own offense on January 9th, correct?
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« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2011, 02:42:31 PM »
What exactly did he do to queer the deal?

Sportscaster up there said Saban told them he was not head coach material. 
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« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2011, 02:44:48 PM »
Sportscaster up there said Saban told them he was not head coach material.

If true, and I can believe that, that's not going to foster any loyalty, and could cause internal dysfunction.
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2011, 02:46:15 PM »
Wait, first Memphis is the shittiest job in the world. Now Saban is a dick for supposedly scuttling the whole deal, because that's what you heard. Nice. I bet it has nothing to do with Fresno State being interested in McElwain. You know, the school he was OC at before he came to Alabama. Nope. No way. But some sportscaster news chick in Memphis says Nick Saban "did not give a bad nor 'glowing' review", and OMG HE KNEECAPPED HIM!!1!!

McElwain is replaceable. I don't see why Saban would fuck him over. Kirby Smart is fucking beyond critical to the team, and Saban didn't fuck him over. So I find it hard to believe.

But Saban is a motherfucker.



Yes, Memphis is the shittiest job on the planet.  But your coach wanted it to escape little Hitler.  No soup for him. 

You don't know if Kirby Dumb got fucked over or not, you goat fucking queeb.  Does Kirby Smart have another job?  Has he gotten any of the 15 or so he's applied for?  Maybe Mighty Mite capped his ass at all of the escape routes. 
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2011, 02:52:45 PM »


Yes, Memphis is the shittiest job on the planet.  But your coach wanted it to escape little Hitler.  No soup for him. 

You don't know if Kirby Dumb got fucked over or not, you goat fucking queeb.  Does Kirby Smart have another job?  Has he gotten any of the 15 or so he's applied for?  Maybe Mighty Mite capped his ass at all of the escape routes.

Who the hell is that in the pic?

And for Christ's SAKES MAN, where the hell do you get these pics? I am starting to worry a bit.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2011, 03:06:40 PM »
These rumors were all over Twitter this morning.  Supposedly someone in the media spoke to the athletic director (maybe someone else) and they said that the reports of McElwain changing his mind weren't true.  And they said that Saban said enough to make them rethink their decision to hire McElwain. 

Could all be bullshit.  It wouldn't surprise me to see Memphis react this way if McElwain did indeed turn them down.
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2011, 03:06:40 PM »
Who the hell is that in the pic?

And for Christ's SAKES MAN, where the hell do you get these pics? I am starting to worry a bit.

I have a secret.  But since ya'll are in the loop, I'll tell you. 

I go to the Googles.  I hit the images tab.  I enter "goat fucker" or "fucks goats" or "sex with goats" in the search field.  And then I laugh. 


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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2011, 03:14:12 PM »
Okay so...."Goat Fucker"...."Fucks Goats" aaaaand.."Sex With Goats".

Good, now highlite, scroll down and hit continue....are you sure? Yes.....aaaaand "Blocked"  "Blocked"  "Blocked"

There...all done.
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« Reply #16 on: December 08, 2011, 03:15:02 PM »
I have a secret.  But since ya'll are in the loop, I'll tell you. 

I go to the Googles.  I hit the images tab.  I enter "goat fudgeer" or "fudges goats" or "sex with goats" in the search field.  And then I laugh.

I'm just not comfortable typing that in to a computer that I either use at work or share with my wife.
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« Reply #17 on: December 08, 2011, 03:16:58 PM »
I'm just not comfortable typing that in to a computer that I either use at work or share with my wife.

Ditto.

Somehow my wife would stumble upon this shit. Not good.
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« Reply #18 on: December 08, 2011, 03:29:21 PM »
I'm just not comfortable typing that in to a computer that I either use at work or share with my wife.

I could give a fuck. 
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« Reply #19 on: December 08, 2011, 03:34:10 PM »
I could give a fuck.

Now would that be a goat fuck or just a regular fuck?
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