You get three choices for Auburn's new DC.....

AUChizad · « **Reply #20 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:42:34 AM »

Bill Braskey
Keith Stone
Cam Newton

AUChizad · « **Reply #21 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:45:24 AM »

Kingpin from Marvel Comics
The Tasmanian Devil
The actual Devil

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #22 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:53:14 AM »

Tera Patrick
Shayla Styles
Jenna Jameson

People would watch the sidelines more than the game.

djsimp · « **Reply #23 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:58:28 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2011, 09:53:14 AM

Tera Patrick
Shayla Styles
Jenna Jameson

People would watch the sidelines more than the game.

Now thats hot. With the hands on teaching, our defense should really cum along nicely.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #24 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:12:55 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on December 08, 2011, 09:58:28 AM

Now thats hot. With the hands on teaching, our defense should really cum along nicely.

And ALOT of banging around-learning to come up from behind-Head up form tackling.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #25 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:13:33 AM »

Me: Because I'm pretty much a football jeenyus and I could really use the $500K

Prowler: Because somebody gots to chest bump and hollah "Boom Mutha Fuckas"

Erin Andrews: Because...well, because I really want to fuck her while Prowler hollahs "Boom Mutha Fuckas".

AWK · « **Reply #26 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:16:40 AM »

Dick Cheney
A meth addict
Dead Bear Bryant

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #27 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:20:01 AM »

Quote from: AWK on December 08, 2011, 10:16:40 AM

Dick Cheney
A meth addict
Dead Bear Bryant

I'm gonna' be keeping my eye on you.

AU_Tiger_2000 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:27:03 AM »

Jim the Jewelry Man
Cam Newton's Bag Man
Mark Ingram's Suit Man

We would get all the top recruits.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #29 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:27:47 AM »

Marilyn Manson
Charles Manson
Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma"

Saniflush · « **Reply #30 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:29:47 AM »

Harvey Updyke
Lee Harvey Oswald
Harvey Wallbanger

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #31 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:35:20 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 08, 2011, 10:27:47 AM

Marilyn Manson
Charles Manson
Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma"

You all lookin' so lovely

Rodney King
King Tutt
The Burger King King

djsimp · « **Reply #32 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:38:30 AM »

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Captain Caveman
Ben Hur

AUChizad · « **Reply #33 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:44:37 AM »

Paul Bunyun
The Thing from Fantastic Four
Jason Voorhees

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #34 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:49:03 AM »

Billy white shoes Johnson
shoeless Joe Jackson
Elroy crazy legs Hirsch

JR4AU · « **Reply #35 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:55:28 AM »

Ted Bundy
Gary Ridgeway
Randy Woodfield

djsimp · « **Reply #36 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:55:51 AM »

Marky Mark and his funky bunch
Senator Weiner
Ron Jeremy

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #37 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:56:00 AM »

Larry
Moe
Curly

No wait-we already had them a while back ago.

JR4AU · « **Reply #38 on:** December 08, 2011, 10:57:12 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 08, 2011, 10:56:00 AM

Larry
Moe
Curly

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Snaggletiger · « **Reply #39 on:** December 08, 2011, 11:05:59 AM »

Davis Love III
Sammy Davis Jr.
Geena Davis