You get three choices for Auburn's new DC.....

The Prowler · « **on:** December 07, 2011, 08:55:34 PM »

Whatcha got? Just DCs, no other position coaches or moves...just names.

No particular order...

Dave Wannstedt
Joe Whitt Jr.
Mike Singletary

Jumbo · « **Reply #1 on:** December 07, 2011, 08:58:04 PM »

Joe Lee Dunn
Gene Stallings
Pat Dye

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #2 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:00:10 PM »

Bill Bellicheck
Bill Cowher
Billy Baroo

JR4AU · « **Reply #3 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:00:25 PM »

Tommy Tuberville
Buddy Ryan
Nick Saban

Jumbo · « **Reply #4 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:02:06 PM »

Mike Ditka
Mike Ditka
Mike Ditka

Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:06:32 PM »

It's like I don't even know who some of you guys are anymore.

cept Buzz...I

Buzz

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #6 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:28:13 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on December 07, 2011, 09:06:32 PM

It's like I don't even know who some of you guys are anymore.

cept Buzz...I Buzz

Hells yeah you do.

Godfather · « **Reply #7 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:30:32 PM »

I mean for realz,

Fuck Saban, fuck gene stallings, and fuck wannstache. That guy has ruined every program he's been around. No way!

JR4AU · « **Reply #8 on:** December 07, 2011, 09:51:51 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on December 07, 2011, 09:30:32 PM

I mean for realz,

Fuck Saban, fuck gene stallings, and fuck wannstache. That guy has ruined every program he's been around. No way!

I thought the point of the thread was to toss out ridiculous names who had no chance of being the next Auburn DC.

Kaos · « **Reply #9 on:** December 07, 2011, 11:56:51 PM »

Wayne Hall

Brother Bill Oliver (he's already called and requested a meeting)

Rocky Balboa, aka Rambo (fuck, if a fictional character can be cited as a compelling reason for an idiotic BCS rematch, why not hire him as DC?)

Jumbo · « **Reply #10 on:** December 08, 2011, 03:51:05 AM »

God
Professer Hathaway
Kent

The Prowler · « **Reply #11 on:** December 08, 2011, 04:47:19 AM »

The Incredible Hulk
Genghis Khan
Mike Ditka

AUJarhead · « **Reply #12 on:** December 08, 2011, 07:29:22 AM »

Chesty Fucking Puller

And I propose we bring Jim Mora in to handle post game press conferences when Auburn loses, just to keep the entertainment value high.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #13 on:** December 08, 2011, 07:49:14 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on December 08, 2011, 07:29:22 AM

Chesty Fucking Puller

And I propose we bring Jim Mora in to handle post game press conferences when Auburn loses, just to keep the entertainment value high.

"Bowl game? Bowl game? You're talking about a bowl game? This team? Bowl game? Bowl game? We're just trying to win a game. Bowl game?"

The Six · « **Reply #14 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:24:03 AM »

Your mama
My mama
His mama

AUJarhead · « **Reply #15 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:31:12 AM »

Quote from: J. Newcastle on December 08, 2011, 08:24:03 AM

Your mama
My mama
His mama

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #16 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:33:29 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on December 08, 2011, 03:51:05 AM

God
Professer Hathaway
Kent

Stop touching yourself.

djsimp · « **Reply #17 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:47:38 AM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on December 08, 2011, 08:31:12 AM

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

You gonna lose all your fancy "fools' balls" games! And your gonna fail your big exam! Because school is?

djsimp · « **Reply #18 on:** December 08, 2011, 08:51:26 AM »

Tracey Rocker
Takeo Spikes
Chuck Norris

Godfather · « **Reply #19 on:** December 08, 2011, 09:09:35 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on December 08, 2011, 03:51:05 AM

God
Professer Hathaway
Kent

Cleaners