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Roof to UCF!!!!

Roof to UCF!!!!
« on: December 07, 2011, 02:18:28 PM »
http://auburn.247sports.com/Article/Roof-headed-to-Central-Florida-52121

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After three seasons as Auburn's defensive coordinator, Ted Roof will assume the same role at Central Florida.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2011, 02:20:25 PM »
Tell me this is for real.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2011, 02:22:03 PM »
I think I just peed myself.......
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2011, 02:22:20 PM »
Well fuck!  What are we gonna do now? With a real DC.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2011, 02:23:40 PM »
Well fuck!  What are we gonna do now? With a real DC.

I'm gonna go get drunk. That's what I'm going to do. To start.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2011, 02:24:31 PM »
The Hammer is coming.....ok, thats old.


So, can we start our official dream list now?
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2011, 02:25:03 PM »
The Hammer is coming.....ok, thats old.


So, can we start our official dream list now?

Mike Stoops
Jim Leavitt
Tracy Rocker
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2011, 02:25:36 PM »
Wait...what?!?

I'm not going to tap dance while shooting fireworks off like 99% of the Auburn Fan Base, but I'm certainly not mad either.

But I am curious to find out some details. How the fuck did this go down? He didn't get fired, but he chose on his own accord to leave Auburn for the greener pastures of UCF in the same position?

The only explanation that makes sense is he was already fired behind closed doors, and Chizik protected his dignity by telling him to go ahead and start looking for a job now, and take whatever you can get.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2011, 02:27:06 PM »
Damn...no more Jazz Hands.



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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2011, 02:27:31 PM »
Mike Stoops
Jim Leavitt
Tracy Rocker

A.l.l.t.h.e.a.b.o.v.e
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2011, 02:28:26 PM »
It's exactly how I thought it would go down.

It's very rare to hear about coordinators being fired.  They usually find a different job. 

Holy cow!  WE'LL HAVE A NEW DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2011, 02:28:59 PM »
The only explanation that makes sense is he was already fired behind closed doors, and Chizik protected his dignity by telling him to go ahead and start looking for a job now, and take whatever you can get.

Exactly what I'm discussing with one of my fraternity brothers right now.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2011, 02:29:24 PM »
Best move by Chizik.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2011, 02:30:39 PM »
Now...bring back The Rock.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2011, 02:30:52 PM »
Exactly what I'm discussing with one of my fraternity brothers right now.

So you are about to fire one of your fraternity brothers?  I would beat the fuck out of ya. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2011, 02:31:11 PM »
Best move by Chizik.

We want a winner not a loser.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2011, 02:32:00 PM »
I got $5 on this thread reaching 100 post before the day is out.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #17 on: December 07, 2011, 02:32:31 PM »
Jarhead, remove the question mark from the thread title and replace it with an exclamation point or 7. This thread needs to become a party.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #18 on: December 07, 2011, 02:33:39 PM »
Jarhead, remove the question mark from the thread title and replace it with an exclamation point or 7. This thread needs to become a party.

I think we should invite the girl in Buzzs avatar.
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Re: Roof to UCF?
« Reply #19 on: December 07, 2011, 02:34:06 PM »
The real question is can we be taught how to tackle in three weeks time?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."