Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. Pat Dye Field
  3. War Damn Eagle
  4. Trent Richardson is dumb
« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Trent Richardson is dumb

  • 16 Replies
  • 2012 Views

Kaos

  • *
  • 29535
  • It's GO time
    • No, YOU Move!
Trent Richardson is dumb
« on: December 05, 2011, 08:53:26 PM »
His response to being named a Heisman finalist:

Quote
"I wish everybody could go and represent this team. I'm going to try to represent it hard and try to represent it the best I can and speak well and try to answer the questions as good as I can while I'm down there. 
Failure in grammar.  Failure in geography. And how exactly does he plan to represent "hard?" What would soft representation entail?

And be relaxed and have fun when I'm down there. It is a fun trip at the same time. Repeated geography fail

I'm really trying to go down there and have fun and make sure that at the end of the day, win or lose, that my name's been mentioned as a Heisman candidate." Continued geography fail.  And he has to travel "down" there to make sure his name is mentioned?  Will they not mention if if he doesn't go "down" there?  Isn't by virtue of being named a finalist, his name already being mentioned?  Hasn't it been mentioned even before he ate his first peenaa budda sammich this season?  Wasn't it fraudulently mentioned the day he signed with UA?

The boy is dumb.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
If you want free cheese, look in a mousetrap.

Token

  • ****
  • 4866
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 08:55:39 PM »
Quote from: Kaos on December 05, 2011, 08:53:26 PM
His response to being named a Heisman finalist:

The boy is dumb.

But he has a damn good set of teeth.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

AUJarhead

  • ****
  • 7950
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 09:05:21 PM »
Quote from: Token on December 05, 2011, 08:55:39 PM
But he has a damn good set of teeth.

Wrong, asshole.  He has a gooder set of teeth.  Get it straight.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Townhallsavoy

  • *
  • 12343
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 09:20:28 PM »
Maybe they'll ask him the same dumbass questions they asked McFadden.

"I bet these are the biggest buildings you've ever seen, right?"

"Isn't life a faster pace here in New York City?"

"I bet you've got a lot more trees where you come from."
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
The Guy That Knows Nothing of Hyperbole

Saniflush

  • Pledge Master
  • ****
  • 21656
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2011, 07:40:53 AM »
Where do you get your suits is the one I'm waiting for.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

djsimp

  • *
  • 13946
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2011, 08:25:25 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 06, 2011, 07:40:53 AM
Where do you get your suits is the one I'm waiting for.

Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

AUChizad

  • Female Pledge Trainer
  • ***
  • 19523
  • Auburn Basketball Hits Everything
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2011, 09:44:44 AM »
Quote from: djsimp on December 06, 2011, 08:25:25 AM
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am goin' to
Fitting. He thinks New York is "down there".

Silk suit, black tie.
I don't need a reason why.

Also fitting, considering no one but Paul Finebaum, Mark Ingram, and other Bama beat writers can find a reason why he belongs there.
« Last Edit: December 06, 2011, 09:46:49 AM by AUChizad »
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

djsimp

  • *
  • 13946
  • Why don't you blow me ump!
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2011, 10:05:10 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on December 06, 2011, 09:44:44 AM
Also fitting, considering no one but Paul Finebaum, Mark Ingram, and other Bama beat writers can find a reason why he belongs there.

They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

I'm telling you, ZZ Top wrote this song for Mr. Mo Gooder.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

wesfau2

  • ***
  • 13850
  • I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2011, 10:15:26 AM »
Quote from: AUChizad on December 06, 2011, 09:44:44 AM

Also fitting, considering no one but Paul Finebaum, Mark Ingram, and other Bama beat writers can find a reason why he belongs there.

You don't think that the guy who is #5 in rushing yards and #5 in rushing TDs scored is the best collegiate player in America?!?!
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

Buzz Killington

  • *
  • 22897
  • Bofa
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2011, 10:30:25 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 10:15:26 AM
You don't think that the guy who is #5 in rushing yards and #5 in rushing TDs scored is the best collegiate player in America?!?!

Yeah, but did you see him stiff-arm Neiko Torched?  Or maybe you missed him juking that Ole Miss defender that one time?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

JR4AU

  • ****
  • 9989
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2011, 10:43:20 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 06, 2011, 10:30:25 AM
Yeah, but did you see him stiff-arm Neiko Torched?  Or maybe you missed him juking that Ole Miss defender that one time?

He has gooder moves.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions

Jumbo

  • Assistant Pledge Master
  • ***
  • 10862
  • I live on the corner of Epic & Bananas.
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2011, 11:31:43 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 10:15:26 AM
You don't think that the guy who is #5 in rushing yards and #5 in rushing TDs scored is the best collegiate player in America?!?!
Hustle real hard.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
You'll never shine if you don't glow.

Godfather

  • Chapter
  • ****
  • 21263
  • He knows!
    • Tigers X
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2011, 11:48:54 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 10:15:26 AM
You don't think that the guy who is #5 in rushing yards and #5 in rushing TDs scored is the best collegiate player in America?!?!
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Gus is gone, hooray!
                       -Auburn Fans

Auburn Forum

CCTAU

  • *
  • 13049
  • War Eagle!
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2011, 01:54:59 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 06, 2011, 10:30:25 AM
Yeah, but did you see him stiff-arm Neiko Torched?

I actually applauded him for that one. I've been wanting to do it for a while now.
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

dallaswareagle

  • ****
  • 10940
  • Standing on holy ground.
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2011, 02:25:44 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on December 06, 2011, 10:30:25 AM
Yeah, but did you see him stiff-arm Neiko Torched?  Or maybe you missed him juking that Ole Miss defender that one time?

Give Torch credit-To get stiff armed means he was at least close to somebody. 
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

The Six

  • ***
  • 4560
  • Leaning on a broken fence b/t past & present tense
    • My Linktree
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2011, 02:33:50 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2011, 02:25:44 PM
Give Torch credit-To get stiff armed means he was at least close to somebody.

Too bad Mincemeat will forever be immortalized on this trailer-park velvet painting? I thought Tha Universitay was suing Daniel Moore anyways?  Did they settle?
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
"I'm sick of following my dreams...I'm just going to ask them where they are going and hook up with 'em later." - Mitch Hedberg

CCTAU

  • *
  • 13049
  • War Eagle!
Re: Trent Richardson is dumb
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2011, 03:01:58 PM »
Quote from: dallaswareagle on December 06, 2011, 02:25:44 PM
Give Torch credit-To get stiff armed means he was at least close to somebody.

Oh he was always running up to make a tackle........even on long pass plays!
Logged
friendly
0
funny
0
like
0
dislike
0
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
No reactions
Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
  1. Tigers X - Number one Source to Talk Auburn Tigers Sports
  2. Pat Dye Field
  3. War Damn Eagle
  4. Trent Richardson is dumb