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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2011, 10:57:21 AM »
Selfish Thug!!!
https://twitter.com/#!/josephperson/status/144082136272609280
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Cam Newton just arrived at Second Harvest Food Bank in CLT. Will be packing boxes for needy seniors. 40 BkofAm employees here, too.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2011, 10:57:59 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2011, 11:01:58 AM »
He will probably flash that fake smile the entire time.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2011, 11:41:57 AM »
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Cam Newton has formed a foundation, emphasis will be on kids. Plans several activities in next yr. Made a donation to youth fb tourn in Atl.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2011, 11:50:03 AM »
We all know that Cam Newton is contributing so much to charity so that he can arrogantly gloat about contributing to charity. 

Thug. 
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #25 on: December 06, 2011, 11:55:40 AM »
Name of the foundation...

Fake Smiles for Kids
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #26 on: December 06, 2011, 12:02:13 PM »
Quote from: Townhallsavoy on December 06, 2011, 11:50:03 AM
We all know that Cam Newton is contributing so much to charity so that he can arrogantly gloat about contributing to charity. 

Thug.
I thought he was money laundering.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #27 on: December 06, 2011, 12:39:26 PM »
Quote from: AUChizad on December 06, 2011, 12:02:13 PM
I thought he was money laundering.

He's got a sack with 9000 twenty dollar bills, and you can't just take that shit to any bank and not bring suspicion.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2011, 02:12:25 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on December 06, 2011, 12:39:26 PM
He's got a sack with 9000 twenty dollar bills, and you can't just take that shit to any bank and not bring suspicion.

When I lived in Atlanta the girl I was dating was waiting tables while looking for a job.  Once a month I would take between 3 and 4 grand in cash...mostly fives and ones...to the bank.  On the third deposit I caught the teller giving me the evil eye...assuming I was a drug dealer. 
 
Sooooo...my next few deposits were accompanied by commentary on my latest gig....stripping.  The fall of 2004 was a banner season for bachelorette parties in atlanta as far as the teller at bank of america on roswell road knew.
   
This story is funnier if you've met me.  No one would pay me money to get nekkid.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2011, 02:13:39 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 02:12:25 PM
When I lived in Atlanta the girl I was dating was waiting tables while looking for a job.  Once a month I would take between 3 and 4 grand in cash...mostly fives and ones...to the bank.  On the third deposit I caught the teller giving me the evil eye...assuming I was a drug dealer. 
 
Sooooo...my next few deposits were accompanied by commentary on my latest gig....stripping.  The fall of 2004 was a banner season for bachelorette parties in atlanta as far as the teller at bank of america on roswell road knew.
   
This story is funnier if you've met me.  No one would pay me money to get nekkid.

Bet snaggie would. 
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2011, 02:16:21 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on December 06, 2011, 02:13:39 PM
Bet snaggie would.

There is an exception to every rule.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2011, 02:22:34 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 02:16:21 PM
There is an exception to every rule.

Fuck, I had no idea.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #32 on: December 06, 2011, 02:32:07 PM »
Wait? Snagg is the Honey Badger? Or Cam gets nekked for $$$? What is going on here?
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #33 on: December 06, 2011, 02:34:04 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 02:12:25 PM
When I lived in Atlanta the girl I was dating was waiting tables while looking for a job. 

Did she break your dick?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #34 on: December 06, 2011, 02:41:05 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on December 06, 2011, 02:34:04 PM
Did she break your dick?

Metaphorically.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #35 on: December 06, 2011, 02:46:12 PM »
I'd pay to see Terry Bowden get nekkid.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #36 on: December 06, 2011, 02:46:52 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on December 06, 2011, 02:46:12 PM
I'd pay to see Terry Bowden get nekkid.

Stop doing meth
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #37 on: December 06, 2011, 02:49:47 PM »
Quote from: J. Newcastle on December 06, 2011, 02:46:52 PM
Stop doing meth
We mock what we don't understand.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #38 on: December 06, 2011, 02:52:16 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on December 06, 2011, 02:12:25 PM
When I lived in Atlanta the girl I was dating was waiting tables while looking for a job.  Once a month I would take between 3 and 4 grand in cash...mostly fives and ones...to the bank.  On the third deposit I caught the teller giving me the evil eye...assuming I was a drug dealer. 
 
Sooooo...my next few deposits were accompanied by commentary on my latest gig....stripping.  The fall of 2004 was a banner season for bachelorette parties in atlanta as far as the teller at bank of america on roswell road knew.
   
This story is funnier if you've met me.  No one would pay me money to get nekkid.
wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah.
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Re: Cam Newton
« Reply #39 on: December 06, 2011, 03:01:32 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on December 06, 2011, 02:46:12 PM
I'd pay to see Terry Bowden get nekkid.

Are you familiar with the term "celebrity impersonator?"

Fuck you haterz....it's the holidays and daddy gotta shop.
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