An excerpt from the news report:
"Gus Malzahn interviewed with North Carolina today. Word is that the interview was very successful and the Tar Heels are prepared to give him the job.
In fact, one source said, 'I've never been around someone who could interview like that. It was a work of beauty. You could write a textbook on his ability to impress a potential employer.'
However, it's being reported that immediately following the interview, Gus Malzahn did donuts on the practice field and ruined most of the grass. He then was seen streaking throughout the quad and even interrupted a differential equations class to ask the professor, 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'
When asked about his actions subsequent to his praise-worthy interview, Malzahn was quoted, 'It's all part of it. Not strategy or any of those poor man's terms. But just part of it.'
Sources say that as long as he continues to impress with the football team as a whole, his antics will be overlooked."