Malzahn to UNC....skreetz

Jumbo · « **on:** December 02, 2011, 10:45:22 AM »

RT @fbrumormill: Auburn OC Malzahn interviews at UNC, reports http://t.co/cbnO0H7S (VIP) http://t.co/4SejoBi

Kaos · « **Reply #1 on:** December 02, 2011, 10:47:15 AM »

That was on the Phillip Marshall yesterday. Also that Luper interviewed at UAB.

djsimp · « **Reply #2 on:** December 02, 2011, 10:49:00 AM »

I think we figured this would happen but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

Jumbo · « **Reply #3 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:02:28 AM »

Quote from: djsimp on December 02, 2011, 10:49:00 AM

I think we figured this would happen but it doesn't mean I have to like it.

The first cut is the deepest.

djsimp · « **Reply #4 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:32:30 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on December 02, 2011, 11:02:28 AM

The first cut is the deepest.

Its gonna require a few stitches.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:46:13 AM »

An excerpt from the news report:

"Gus Malzahn interviewed with North Carolina today. Word is that the interview was very successful and the Tar Heels are prepared to give him the job.

In fact, one source said, 'I've never been around someone who could interview like that. It was a work of beauty. You could write a textbook on his ability to impress a potential employer.'

However, it's being reported that immediately following the interview, Gus Malzahn did donuts on the practice field and ruined most of the grass. He then was seen streaking throughout the quad and even interrupted a differential equations class to ask the professor, 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?'

When asked about his actions subsequent to his praise-worthy interview, Malzahn was quoted, 'It's all part of it. Not strategy or any of those poor man's terms. But just part of it.'

Sources say that as long as he continues to impress with the football team as a whole, his antics will be overlooked."

The Six · « **Reply #6 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:50:49 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on December 02, 2011, 10:47:15 AM

lso that Luper interviewed at UAB.

Can he take Trooper with him?

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #7 on:** December 02, 2011, 11:58:50 AM »

If Malzahn is going after the UNC job and Luper the UAB gig...why do you send them up to recruit J. Winston?

djsimp · « **Reply #8 on:** December 02, 2011, 12:04:48 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on December 02, 2011, 11:58:50 AM

If Malzahn is going after the UNC job and Luper the UAB gig...why do you send them up to recruit J. Winston?

There is no room for logic here.

JR4AU · « **Reply #9 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:22:43 PM »

Has also been noted in twitterverse, that Kristie Malzahn recently began following the mayor and police chief of Chapel Hill.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #10 on:** December 02, 2011, 01:31:41 PM »

Quote from: JR4AU on December 02, 2011, 01:22:43 PM

Has also been noted in twitterverse, that Kristie Malzahn recently began following the mayor and police chief of Chapel Hill.

"Well, you knooowww, let me tell you about Chapel Hill. Those boys...they have a lot, a lot, a lot, a loootttt of boys in Chapel Hill. And you knowwww, you know they're typical boys, but we all know how boys are, right? They're trouble makers. And Gus is like, 'oh my God shut up!' but I just have to be real with you. Those boys in Chapel Hill think they're men, but I can tell you - and let me tell you - they weren't. They aren't. No way. But that mayor? He's a man. Mmmm hmmmm. A man indeed."